the government giving out free money is not worth reading through this labyrinth of dicks

i'm not a gay minotaur this is awful

someone help me form a commune in northwest pennsylvania I'm out

northwest pennsylvania is too cold

why is everyone suddenly in my neck of the woods when I am not there

come to northwest washington instead

wouldn't northwest washington be colder

no it is a temperate zone

oh okay

with rainforests

even if it were cold we would heat ourselves with the fire of individualism and dignity that we all hold inside ourselves

wait but you have rainforests

can we tame toucans and carry them around on our shoulders like pirates of intellectualism

intellectualism? intellect? some word for smart thing

you can tame the bald eagles and the banana slugs

and some of the indigenous squirrels

Bald eagles. Yes.

who needs bureaucracy when you have a symbol of freedom riding on you

perhaps even an orca to parade you on the seas.

yea seriously

shit, you guys have orcas? brb moving to washington right now

sorry ches

i'll send you rent money later maybe

ches can come too

but they're not enlightened objectivists, they'll probably try and universalize sealife healthcare

fish can't handle taxes, they don't know what money is