Particularly the snotty holier-than-thou kind.

I want to bash brains in

Some guy was all "Why are you making me pay for this? MY journal is open-access, and that's what you should do. I can't believe you would make people pay to give you information you should be grateful to have!"

And I was like, "It IS free to submit, genius. You only have to pay to buy the book."

again with the head bashing.

Not to mention that a small open-access journal with a volunteer staff is rather different than trying to run a publishing company with full-time editors and typesetters. I like getting paid.

But why can't you appreciate the genius of his unique, once-in-a-lifetime work?

Well, see, I edit a directory. He got a message asking him to submit updated info for his journal's entry. He saw that people actually have to pay to buy the directory, thought he'd be charged to have an entry

and unleashed a screed at me without checking to make sure he had his facts straight.

Why doesn't the universe bend to his will?