x2!

HAVE THINGS TO DOOOOOOO

I approve of gamma's message.

What has two thumbs stuck through holes in her hoodie and works too hard? That girl!

I'm at home now!!!! THAT MUST COUNT.

are you going to work tomorrow while still feeling like crap? oh, yes you say? then NO. DOES NOT COUNT.

What he said.

I gave my illness to a different direct report!

AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LICK ANYTHING!

:/

that's a pretty good out of context quote