belatedly i realize meulin wouldn't be able to read what the lizards are saying so they'll be spouting off things she feels guilty about without her even knowing

"you're a creeper who write fiction about your friends, get a liiiiiiife"

awww, arent you cute?

ksjdlf

that makes it funnier

YES Meulin join Feferi in enjoying these sweet, adorable babies.

but of course!!

she would be happy to :33

Meanwhile her poor dancestor is on the floor sobbing.

"You failed your moiraillllll..."

8CCCC

"He'll never love you, get over it..."

Etc.

NOOOOO

nepeta

oh god Nepeta no

EVERYONE TEAM UP TO MAKE KITTYBABBY FEEL BETTER.

This will be genuinely very good for Jack. Reminder that he has shit to do

man i woke up to something wonderful today, got to pick one of the zillions of hygiene and/or attitude problems ymir may be able to feel even the tiniest shred of guilt over. and there's a lot of those problems

this is going to be horrible for raleigh

SAME FOR HERC

it'd be terrible if chuck was here, chuck is herc's own personal lizard

that is the best description of him ever

why are you doing that dad, why aren't you better at this dad

rn he just feels bad enough knowing people are back home and he isn't u_u

I have a question! can everyone hear each other's lizards?

or can they only be seen/heard by the ones they're haunting?

everyone can hear everything

ok, thanks! c:

He should feel bad cause chucks dead back home

obviously a question of great importance: will the lizards just phase through anything meant to muffle them, since they're ghosts...

yes they will

there is no muffling ghost lizards

Jack is going to try and catch and eat his. It's going to be like a cat with a laser pointer.

i had to ask because england is sure as heck going to try

omg jack

england can strap pillows to his ears

he doesn't care about what the lizard says to him but he doesn't want other people hearing it

that's a lie he cares a little bit but the other people are of greater concern

strap pillows to everyone else's ears

genius

obviously the reasonable solution here

PERFECTLY REASONABLE.

everyone in this event is a bastion of reason

we need a necromancer

breigier yulo thinks this is fabulous.

she gets to learn so much unsolicited information

ABOUT EVERYONE

Idk why I didn't think of this event before IT'S GONNA BE SO FUN