get a punching bag. it really helps

play resident evil 5, lots of zombies to kill

No, I need to strangle someone. Really ..... oh for fuck's sakes, why do these people exist on this planet??

the same reason why mosquitoes exist.

Mosquitoes = blood suckers, my colleagues = blood boilers!

what have they done now?

they do not matter to you. why get angry? not your friends right?

you needs achmed?

I need ... please send one Achmed to me nao!

trinee, the usual. Just cannot live without me for one day. So 'kecoh' over one small thing when they can solve the problem themselves.

"wait for moby74, he'll know what to do". Now how many times have I heard that