"if you stand under this tree in a rainstorm, the rain that touched the tree will blister and burn your face"
"if you burn the manchineel tree, the smoke will blind you"
"the apples of this tree will swell your throat shut if you eat one"
seriously calm the fuck down tree
what if a manchineel dryad
How do you know it doesnt?
RandomProphet: ...thats got to be at least a challenge rating 5
holy crap
"this tree is so nasty that people will spray big red Xs on them so people know to avoid the fuck out of them"
what the fuck, tree
...I think it's cool.
nature is pretty exciting!! even if it's also really creepy too xD I'm surprised this tree doesn't show up more, given how popular wiki says it used to be in ye olde europe's stories
god I'm so glad these are pretty much gone from my area
have you seen the gimpi gimpi? it is another tree that needs to calm the fuck down!
it's covered in hair that's covered in neurotoxin
charityflame: fuck D8 yeah, i'm really glad there aren't any near you
well the gimpi gimpi is in Australia, where the wildlife is all deadly
what is wrong with that continent
yeah, i meant the manchineel for you |D
"the gimpi gimpi is the most virulant plant in austrailia" thank you, wikipedia, the plant wasn't creepy enough
yeah, what teh fuck, australia. between the attack burds and the spiders... why do they need so much venom and poison compared to the rest of the continents?
No. X
is
it because they were stuck on one continent for millions of years?