This week's hottest single is "Spank My Bread," a revolutionary new mix that heavily samples beats from the game Persona 3,
especially its inspiration, "Burn My Dread."
The artist of the latest piece has stated that it is an outspoken statement against rampant commercialism,
as well as their roommate, who was described in interview as being "a huge dumb nerd."
And that wraps up the evening report here on Incredibly Slow News.
update: i was hurt