Hello. I went to a sci-fi panel tonight. The woman who does the Vampire Diaries was there
oooh 
lucky!
lucky!
Who ... does them? How is ... that even scifi?
Well, she's worked on a lot of other projects, too. Like art for Neil Gaiman's Sandman and for Wonder Woman Comics.
Oh. Okay.
Which ... woman is that exactly?
Confession: I know nothing about her or The Vampire Diaries, I just know the program said she writes them.