im sitting in a room in a hospital and i dont want to be here, please distract.

help i think they forgot about me they just turned the lights in my room off

i cant go back out im not wearing pants is there a lightswith in here

ok no were good

ahhh good

Nyx how do you feel about all these dicks on the green team dance floor

Nyx what also is your conclusion on Vinnie's butt

(related question: how many times do she and bulba go and look at other dude's butts.)

FUEL how do you do your hair in the morning

Nyx have you ever thought about startin' a fambly

bisasam pt.1

also bisasam

sideburnpower

ehuehuehu

good yes

Also good, yes.

TemporaryCancer DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M A HUGE SAP

DUMB SAPPY KICKY FEET

karmakamikaze and now i ruin everything cute about this plurk

(legit though i keep drawing silly cutesy nyxes with baby cubones and it is a problem)

(this sounds like the opposite of a problem )

(the only problem is that they are not here for us to enjoy)

(AGREED)

actually looks like is the only one i had on my computer but OH WELL

NOOOO CUTE

SO CUTE

heeeee

don't even allow me to start sappy headcanon gushing it will never end

i am pretty much never going to complain about headcanon gushing

I can only imagine any Cubone Nyx takes in would grow up to be the toughest little terror

Imagine when it learns Bone Club, and Nyx's Levitate and Char being a flying-type means bone clubbing is just a harmless endearing thing

(then uncle jolt babysits)

(haha I was about to say)

(Uncle Jolt has some words0

("maybe next time we should ask pidge instead," they muse as they discover jolt's body)

they just. need to explain very very carefully that they can play fetch with uncle jolt sometimes, just. not THAT kind of fetch.

nyx I am sorry to say bathtime is probably a nightmare with a ground-type kid

especially since Char is probably on the kid's side of the "NO BATH" debate

its ok they can learn dust bathing

she just sort of starts letting cubone baby roll dirt all over char's office

take that

she already has parenting down to an art

if by "parenting" you mean "kid-assisted prank war" then yes

yeah that's pretty much exactly what I mean

every single team member regrets absolutely everything about letting the two of them adopt, they should have known this would happen

maybe they hoped that two bad influences would cancel each other out

like multiplying negatives makes a positive