"the people of your newspaper drag themselves out of the gutter, the bottle or the brothel to come work for you"

are you telling me that the talking ocelot that i hired to write for me was at a brothel, game

Yes. Yes it was. Obviously.

i don't want to deal with any kittens that show up

although given that the ocelot was born from a giant bat and a hyena, who knows what'd turn up in the third generation

game you are ridiculous :9

that it is

what other game allows you to make friends with devils and eventually give you the option of selling your soul or telling them to fuck off

or lets you infiltrate a war between magicians and fortune tellers