FIRST! she wrote Cooper/Phelps fic, where Andy's all aggro. Fine. Whatever.

THEN! she writes Cooper/Phelps fic where Phelps is SHOT IN THE HEAD but is just blinded.

and NOW! she's writing Cooper/Lochte fic. HOW... I'm going to have to read this...

you know what it is? I've been inside AC's head for so long, than any representation that she throws down of him is going to be horrible.

AND SHE'S GOT LOCHTE IN DRAG?!

....tell me. WHY do I read this shit?

"Anderson lets out a juvenile squeal when Ryan scoops him up into his arms and ollies on his skateboard with the older man in his arms."

see what I'm talking about!?

would that happen? To anyone??

truth, I don't have a clue. In this particular universe the laws of gravity need not apply!

*facepalm* Some people need to be told they suck.

some people really.... really do. I've almost been inspired to write my own bad!fic, but compared to them, I'm ready for my Pulitzer.

Why do you read it? you know it's going to be bad. Like... It hurts my feelings on your behalf because you win at andy.

I read because it's Cooper, and I'm oddly drawn to anything remotely regarding him.

I have a ton of good andy and colebear fics to shove at you then that won't make your brain bleed.

...where?