My mother came in here intending to watch a tv show I had juuust told her I hadn't been able to watch last week's episode of. I convinced her not to watch it in here, but then
she goes upstairs to set some stuff to record and leaves the last 10 minutes of the other show I haven't been able to catch up on playing. turns my music up and tries not to pay attention
then she's bothering me about something I'm eating like "I thought we didn't have any bananas left" and I said "no, I said I didn't think we did. you said there was one left. and there was." isn't that obvious?
but she keeps pressing on about it like "I didn't see any anywhere". yes mother, I just walked to the store to buy one banana at 8 pm in 30 degree weather sarcasm