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Woke up stupidly early for a saturday and decided I needed to exercise more. Dragged Natalya out to buy an exercise bike. I don't think any of that sounds normal. Did I just do an adult thing?? Make it stop
It's not normal, not even close. You should be ashamed of yourself. I think you should spend the rest of the day in the naughty corner. In a cushion fort 
oOOOH cushion fort
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