hmmmm, can you get on those stilts you cause shoes, toss your head and then flounce? That would be mature.

I can get in them. Stagger a bit, then it evens out. But so far - no hint of an ability to flounce or sashay. Tbh - hard to find the mental energy to even try. Much longer harder recovery than expected.

Tell me something good and/or fun. Bit bummed this evening

ok Mother sent me to the store to get her some new underwear. She had cut out the ad from the newspaper and gave specific instructions on size and colour and the number of pair.

I got there, asked for directions to the correct product, and when I looked at the packages realized ..... my 92 year old mother wanted me to buy, and is now wearing, cheap knock off spanx.

Okay, I guess that qualifies as .... Um. Good or fun? I mean - good to have new underwear...... Was it FUN?

she seems to thing so

or think

I'm waiting for her jeans to fall off

Rofl. I should have waited. Esp knowing about your mother. grin

she's now convinced my sister and I should both get them - kept telling me things to email Moira to convince her

I said "send your own informercial, I'm not touching this one"

Rolf. Too funny. Maybe she's right, tho'. Did you consider that?

Sigh. That should have been 'rofl'. Wonder who Rolf is?

LOL

and no - I'm not considering it

Perhaps you'd like MY style of undies better

Reminds Honour this is NOT a private plurk.

what's wrong with what I have?

I don't know. Perhaps nothing. Why not post a pic am

in your dreams

Oops. Why not post a pic and let us decide?

Oh dear. Sooooo sorry to disappoint you. My dreams ARE other-oriented.

LOL

wanders in late to this one, pulls up a chair & popcorn, and waits