/vibrates

Aaaah! I love the way this turned out!

I'm glad!

seconding that! gr8 job!

thanks for the idea, shutupiamthebard! it was a good suggestion <3

HUFF HUFF SO EXCITED

Thank you for taking it and making it into an amazing event! This is going to be so much fuuuuun!

Kanaya wants to get her hands on that magic cloth. The bracelets would be useful too for, y'know. Things. Like sewing, that's a thing.

ah, it starts today and will run for one week!

forgot to put that in the post, go me

np!

Then the effects will end after the week is up? Or is that just when he'll stop selling items?

hiddenKrypt if asked, the merchant will act cagey and say he doesn't have any cloth with him that hasn't been made into clothes, but she's free to buy clothes and Frankenstein some new outfits with them!

friedunicorn the effects will continue, but the merchant will leave town

Awesome.

Well, guess Meulin is going back to wearing her skirt

Frankensteining it is then! Not like she wouldn't set out to modify anything she bought anyway.

Oh, the headgear is just invisibility, right? It doesn't affect smell or sound or anything?

yup! so invisible people should still try to avoid stomping around, haha

lmao smell...

Ugh

/sniff sniff

oh god my nose DD :

LOL

gamzee just haunting the village with his stench

STOP IT

New quest, hunt down the clown and force him to have a bath.

HFKSDSG

LET THIS BE A THING

Reward: A whole shitpile of gold and GAMZEE'S ETERNAL HATRED

Worth it.

HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING DONE WITH CLOWN HUNTS

NEVER.

i would so be down for a bath in the history of me playng gamzee there have been many attempts but little success

he really hates baths

Illidan and GHB can team up, just grab his legs and arms and throw him into a cauldron or something.

a caULDRON WHAT ARE THEY MAKING GOAT STEW

YES.

Except no because he'd taste terrible.

They're just going to boil the stank off of him.

you're more than welcome to taste him

yes totally down with ganging up on the shitty descendant for to make him bathe

shut up he's invisible now you'll have to catch his formless stanky ass

That hat will come off someday.

Kid Illidan's already blind, that's not gonna help you.

IT IS A HEADSCARF!!!!!

It'll come off in the struggle for to bathe him,

Oh good, that means they can take it off and tie you up with it.

HE jUST BOuGHT THIS!!!!!!!!!

Where did he even get the money...

HE HAS... HIS WAys...

listen man he's homeless he doesn't have to pay rent his dick sucking money is easy to save up if he wants to splurge on a fancy scarf

he'll fuckin do it

Okay but who lets a face like that near their junk?

DESPERATE PEOPLE, MAINLY THE OTHER HOMELESS and people into bestiality

the world of oglaf is a wonderful one