Associate:Carmike Cinemas, how may I help you?
Me:Yes, Hello, I would like one small popcorn delivered.
Associate:...I'm sorry miss, We don't deliver popcorn. You can get some from your local grocery store. If you would like to know the current viewings and showtimes at our theater, I can help you with that.
Me:No. Just popcorn please. I don't have a car, so I can't drive to the store for popcorn and this is an emergency. I have a movie but no popcorn.
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Me:You should totally deliver. You could save some poor distressed girl's movie night. Just sayin'.
When I can't get a hold of popcorn. :/