what did you say? You don't control me, ho!

You know you do. I can't speak until you allow me again

Like oh mah gawd, the other day I was in a store looking at this totally cute skirt and this lady like totally.........

Noowuhh, silly. All girl totally like talk like that, didn't you know? Like duh. Like, all the cool girls at least, duh. Duh. Totally. Duh.