you will never not be summoned by me
i know you are awake
panda нero
says
I'm so tired...
did i tell you i applauded detective thor for his efforts yesterday
panda нero
says
Did you really..
panda нero
says
Which efforts
panda нero
says
Being a detective or killing Kat
WHAT
I DONT KNOW IF HES A DETECTIVE
and yes
?!?!?!?
don't you dare touch a hair on kat's head
panda нero
says
XDDD
its sex so its okay
what
panda нero
says
LMFAO.
panda нero
says
DEATH MY SEX??
panda нero
says
*BY
cc's sex killed her
NO BUT REALLY
THE REGIS MUSE IN ME IS DYING ON THE INSIDE LOL
panda нero
says
The Walter muse is dying...
panda нero
says
Do you see what happens when you fuck people?
people die?
LMFAO
don't fuck people
this is why aperture went to shit LOL
BECAUSE THEY ALL STARTED HAVING SEX
that is a lie
mallory is a functioning member of society
her society
YA AND SHES THE ONLY ONE NOT HAVING SEX
population 1
TO FURTHER PROVE MY POINT
panda нero
says
Didn't that like ruin a marriage or something..
yes
like
4 times
panda нero
says
Walter literally is like her watchguard. XD
panda нero
says
NO KAT. BAD KAT.
sprays with water
/hisses
panda нero
says
That's what happened...
b-but...
detective thor
panda нero
says
And this is the moment you realize she has a type.
hahaha
ngl that came by surprise
regis will never know
sides
the timing for that was when they were broken up
panda нero
says
XD
LMAO
panda нero
says
Walter is still jus like okay just go eat icecream...
oh geez
WAT
she had sex with a detective im so confused Lsdglkgsdmsd
its like this
never mind that the regis in me is whining and compelling me to ask if he had a better peen
i was going to make a pun
but then i didnt
LMAO.
you could have
...
i dont know
it never came up
i dont know
it never came up
but it totally did
panda нero
says
LOL
LMAO.
good one
it was just for the sake of simplicity she broke up with him
for some reason idk
for some reason idk
so the story didnt conflict with you
haha nah i just-- i like knowing these things
creys
i want in on sexy detective shenanigans
hahah
so like
its like this
and hes not actually a detective, he's an architect
but thats like the same thing
LOL
panda нero
says
LOL NO.
WHAT
FLDSMgskdl
LMAO
hur derp im an architect
looks like a dick to me
HAHAHA
thats something that REGIS WOULD SAY
LDMGsdklgmsd
SORRY
MY REGIS IS COMING OUT
panda нero
says
The red eyes. XD
LMAO
being possessed by regis
panda нero
says
Though Walter would not be opposed to Regis winning her back. XD
cries
WELL I MEAN DONT THEY END UP TOGETHER???? RIGHT???? RIGHT
sdgskdgmsdgDSG<:Sd
imagine
yoou just
switch this shit on poor regis
AND HES ABANDONED sTRADDLED WITH ENDLESS CHILDREN
LOL
i dunno mang
is p cute tho
is p cute tho
LOL
HAHHA
WHAT HIM AND 10000 KIDS?
LMFAO
ALL ALONE
EMO DAD
he'd literally be batman
you don't want that
OH MY GOD
panda нero
says
XDDD
YOU DONT WANT REGIS TO BECOME BATMAN
awkward parent meetup shenanigans
"...hey"
"hey..."
... um yeah
panda нero
says
Sads. D:
dlksgmdsgs
NO ;O;;
and he's just there like :"T
super awkward and closed into himself
i swear to god those brothers are so self-destructive
...
burgundys are self destructive
imagine if he ended up seeing mal
THIS KIND OF EATS AT ME ON THE INSIDE BUT I WANNA THINK ABOUT IT
mal is a sweetie too omg
YA BUT I MEAN
but thats sad onmg
SEPARATING REGIS FROM KAT HURTS ME IN WAYS I CANNOT DESCRRIBE
kill me
BUT YA
I KNOW
he'd be seeing her
and eventually
y'know
develop that same codependence
panda нero
says
Well Kat is crying about it right?
because he's in between a rock and a hard place
panda нero
says
That's why she's crying?
yeah
cause shes all
cause shes all
im so happy with jack
and then shes like
i want to keep in touch
but then shes like
.../cries
but then shes like
.../cries
cause she misses regis
; u ;
THAT'S SO SAD THOUGH BECUASE ITS LIKE
THAT HAPPENS SO OFTEN
where you're like in a practically perfect relationship
but you like
ya
ugh
pain
... wow now i'm in a super regis mood
shit
it was just a fall out
im guessing its just the fucking
he wont even be possessive of me
im guessing its just the fucking
he wont even be possessive of me
deal
cause where is that, cc?
cause where is that, cc?
panda нero
says
Where's what?
that icon though
u slowl
transcending into regis
lmfao
basically ya
thejack one
panda нero
says
I'll look...
itsjust basically her being scared and insecure
it was great cause he was like
wow shes touching me dies
like her body had such an effect
it was great cause he was like
wow shes touching me dies
like her body had such an effect
and then now theres none
how does
seeingburgundy sound to u
its like
oh
im not special anymore
oh
im not special anymore
perfect
omg
uvu
like seeing red
but
ya
burgundy
haha puns mang
u got me
no one will put the wool
over my eyes
panda нero
says
XDDDDD
it was just meant to be
Anti-spam measure: If the cake is yellow, what colour is it?
...
WRITTEN IN THE STARS
CRIES NO
GGggg
omg tho
regis this is jack
u look like a bitch ass
basically LOL
oh my god
i need that gallery again
who do i FC
gallery
what gallery
yours
YOU ARE THE BOSS WHO DO I FC BECAUSE I DONT KNOW REAL PEOPLE
i'll let u decide as i make a food
brb
hmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
any one hot bearded man in particular
starlord
im lookinG
LMFAO
IMAGINE
panda нero
says
Regis is starlord. XD
panda нero
says
/obscene gestures XDD
regis ur scaring my boyfriend
thats the point
dgklsdmgds
he wont be a boyfriend for long
random burgundy name drop
yeah... my name is regis BURGUNDY
dglsdgsdmk
"i could ruin you"
"but instead i'll just kick u in the dick"
"... but then i might ruin u"
god you're inspiring me to write sad things
tis lunch hour
so i will
as i eat spicy ramen
sad things is my specialty
sad elements in everything i write
theres not one completely happy storyline
HAHA
panda нero
says
That's true. XD
panda нero
says
Now that I think about it...
panda нero
says
Well... there's no sads with Kaden...
haha
...ha...
hahahaha....hahaha....
ha.... ha..... ha....
no get out
panda нero
says
WAIT NOW jusT ONE MOMENT
I WILL NOT WAIT A MOMENT
if you REALlY THINK KADEN CAN BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT ProbLEMS IM NOT DOING MY JOB
LMFAO
ok ya but
HOW SAD U TALKING HERE
well hes smart!
he'll be able to tell when hes out his limit if he starts to care about her
he'll be able to tell when hes out his limit if he starts to care about her
hes having enough problems trying to stay stable on his own
and shes probably never seen him catch a fit
and shes probably never seen him catch a fit
and wont want her to
he'd push her away big time the moment he thinks shes getting to close to figuring out the real him
panda нero
says
That makes alot of sense...
but he'd tell her to go away faster than he'd ask her to stay
like i can see a situation
like i can see a situation
when hes in the middle of a fit and encounters her accidentally
and hes trying to stay above water
so hes normal
and they have a strained conversation
and he runs into the bathroom, having a seizing fit
and just starts cryng about it
and they have a strained conversation
and he runs into the bathroom, having a seizing fit
and just starts cryng about it
;u;
bb
he wants her to think hes stable and normal and smart and funny and great
but hes only all of those things half the time, interchangably
but hes only all of those things half the time, interchangably
panda нero
says
Awwww...
panda нero
says
i like it
breaks the bathroom mirror on his forehead and stuff like that
im so much happier with it ugh
before he didnt care
and like
now he does and its so much better
and like
now he does and its so much better
he cares his sister hates him
he cares that hal tried to kill himself
he cares that people like him
it makes it so much sadder
because kaaaaaaaaaat
panda нero
says
Why does she even HATE HIM.
like seriously
ωℯαγíηℊღ
is
it because he was 'different' and got more special attention what is it
more like
there has to be more of an underlying reason tan just like
than*
ugh
like u know the prom scene
when everyones like haha what a freak
what a whore
ωℯαγíηℊღ
is
she jealous?
or upset that he isn't there for her ?
more like
she wishes he didnt exist
like its super implied that kat was super bullied
she wishes he didnt exist
like its super implied that kat was super bullied
and having a crazy brother in the institute doesnt help
ahhh yeah
because people keptbringing it up
okay
and the rumors
that they were fucking or wtv?
yeah
and shes like
if he didnt exist this wouldnt happen
if he didnt exist this wouldnt happen
she hated him for existing basically
sad 
panda нero
says
:<
..
imagine if alanna just got super pissed one day
like trying to make nice with the family
and kat makes a remark or something and she's like OH YA U WANNA GO
LMAO
omg
imagining a bitchfight rn seriously
alanna would lose so bad
please say regis would be there
BUT SHE'D BE SO PISSED
because
she would beat the shit out of her
if regis isnt there
ya
well
i mean
REGIS AND KADE BOTH WOULDNT THEY LOL
YEAH
alanna would be so pissed tho
TRUE
oh my god
so
regis would have to drag her omg
regis would have to drag her omg
panda нero
says
KAT NO.
panda нero
says
WHY ARE YOU SO TERRIBLE.
sdgklmdsgds
LOL
because she is the devil
Alanna also doesn't have the whole picture
but she'd just get so pissed one day and snap
especially cause alanna and kat are kinda similar
in the fact they probably were both bullied
yeah
she'd be like, REALLY REALLY MAD
that kat's taking that out on her brother
haha
its just
people came to that rumor cause she visited him everyday and just being mean
people came to that rumor cause she visited him everyday and just being mean
i mean not like alanna is doing much better in that department (she's essentially craig SO LOL YA NO )
but yeah
so i can see her not wanting to visit hi
*him ever
so sad ;v;
god though
panda нero
says
Well yeah those rumors are prety heavy.
that would be something i'd adore to RP
epic bitchfight of the ages
regis dragging away kat as she spit out a million swears
clawing away at the air
kfmdsgds
alanna would be like SO BEAT UP HOLY SHIT
wow kaden's really making her step out of her comfort zone here
LMAO
THIS IS ACTUALLY A GOOD THING THOUGH
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THANKS TO KADEN
she'd probably draw back a lot after that though
apologize to kaden like 'sorry for trying to beat up ur sister'
'BUT SHE WAS BEING A BITCH'
kat will never not be a bitch to kaden
like if he were shot
shed help him
but
she'd stare at him for a long time
before she did
wow
meanwhile kaden would take a bullet for her
haha
panda нero
says
That's so bad omg.
so depressing
panda нero
says
But wait!
panda нero
says
When does Kaden meeting Alanna take place?
well
they were in high school
they were in high school
so everyoe is aged down?
panda нero
says
But when they're older they have a christmas party. XD
Oh man imagine if he brought Alanna...
Oh man imagine if he brought Alanna...
dkgmdsg
oh JESUs
she's probably like
hahaha
half-banned from the house
omg this bitch
half because regis will have none of that
myr hold my hal
LOL
O MY GOD
ITS THE flower thing
YES
klmgsdgs
hold my baby
bitch i got ur bby
hal bby omg help
panda нero
says
Everyone will think that's Hal's baby. XD
glkmdsgds
seriously
it may as well be
him and regis go diaper shopping
gladys will try to kidnap it
hal jr strapped to regis
gay couple jokes are imminent
oh my god
THATS BEAUTIFUL YES
MY SISTER AND I ARE ALWAYS MISTAKEN FOR LESBIANS SO
CONFIRMED
THAT HAPPENS ALOT TO CLOSE AGED SIBLINGS
IVE SEEN IT
IVE SEEN IT
its like
HE'S NOT--
'calm down regis'
HE'S NOT--
'calm down regis'
HAL WHY DOES THIS NOT BOTHER U
'youre so immature'
LDMSGSDGM
"I'M NOT GAY JESUS CHRIST"
and then kat points and laughs
kat will probably be in the cart
dlgkmdsgsdg
like oh man gay couples are so gr8
beautiful
... i added craig to my muselist wooo
im a surrogate mom
i kind of want to throw him at a meme lmfao
jesus
SURROGATE MOM
WHO SITS IN THEIR CART
panda нero
says
XDDD
funniest would be is if she refuses regis' kisses
to make him look even more gay
'gay lord supreme'
panda нero
says
In exchange for baby making they push her around. XD
dglksdmgsd
cries XD
like hal is super chill about everything
cause hes used to rumors
and regis is newto this
CRAIG
MY BABY
uvu
i wanna rp him somewhere omg
i made him so i can maybe possibl
y'know
follow you
and annoy the shit out of you
ya
yes follow me everywhere
i will drag you
would've been funnier if it was space but
LMAO
"GODDAMNIT I THOUGHT I ESCAPED YOU"
"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"
/clings to
"spacespacespace"
"he's just a child and he knows you you should take him in"
"NO, I WILL NOT TAKE HIM IN MATE"
HAHA
ACCURATE
"id sphere are you space?"
NEVER
like its so funny cause
"NO"
"I AM NOT SPACE"
people are always portraying wheatley and space to be bros
"spaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace"
that bonded
in all that time
oh my god
and im like
HAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHA.... HA
they'd probably only bond under extreme duress LMAO
LIKE NOT FLOATING AROUND
IN SPACE
THATS NOT
RLLY
WHAT I'D CALL BONDING TIME
like oh my god glados why did you do that to him omg
LOL
hell never forgive her for tha goddamn
ahahhaha
dklgmsdg
in any universe
OKAY I FORGIVE YOU FOR SENDING ME OFF INTO SPACE
BUT HOW DARE YOU
SEND HIM OFF TOO
just cause he lovers her doesnt mean that he will ever forgive her ever
dsgmksdg
lovers her
ya bb
he be lovering her all night
lkfmfkjmbcm
man
para was supposed to have so much stuff
i'd totes bring glados but i wanna be fresh
thats what i get for planning too far ahead
ahahaha
i know right
yeah sure thats fine
fact and wheatley would be hilarious interacting anyway
fact would want nothing to do with him
LMAO
the fact sphere is the most intelligent sphere.
the intelligence dampening sphere is stupid, and should have never been brought to this place.
Yeah but who was here first?
'The fact sphere'
Exactly.
'The fact sphere'
Exactly.
LOL
cries
beautiful
ya ok ill app him sometime
maybe not right at the same time but
lmao
lik his arguments support him 0%
EXACTLY lol
those two omg
im sorry for bringing you constant negative cr but it is a must
imagine if people
started following the trend
and someone apped rick
i think i would die
LOL
LIKE FACT WOULD ALWAYS RESPOND TO HIS ENTRIES LIKE "U SUK" BUT LIKE HE'S ALWAYS ANSWERING
negative cr is better than positive cr imo
i agree it's so much fun
fact's gonna bitchass wheatley into the sun omg
he's a little prick
punk ass
dgkmsdg
fancy-dressing prick
most are
one day he will degenerate into wearing like gay sweaters and drinking tea
hahaha
but this is not that day
LMAO
did u mean hal
dkgmldsg
i will never give hal a break
ever
ωℯαγíηℊღ
is
this why theyre friends
LMAO
yes
they just go shopping together
they just go shopping together
gay-sweater tea party
and have tea parties
and do yogo
*yoga
HAHA
rgnjfdg
my mom sewed me this one
this one's like 1000 dollars
this one's like 1000 dollars
craig like : oh
hes all snooty and perfs
i would love
if like
he invited all his friends + regis to the honeymoon
if like
he invited all his friends + regis to the honeymoon
and its like
omh
super boring
and regis is like
YES LOL
homg
im dying
im dying
with this tea
and yoga
and
regis trying to makeout with kat in the corner
pls no i cant take it anymore
GET OUT
i feel gay
SO I CAN FUCK MY WIFE
LMAO.
or like
OMG
THE BATCHELOR PARTY
and its like
hal planned regis'
and its like
hal planned regis'
and its like
LOL OH NO
NOpe
HAL I LOVE YOU BUT NOPE
HAL I LOVE YOU BUT NOPE
he reserved a spot in the art museum
the part with all the naked man statues
to have a tea party at
and a private violinist
"that's not vodka in my tea regis i think you're hallucinating"
ya perfect
invite wheats
omg
cries
make it gayer
its funny cause none of them are gay and cries
they are gay together
LMFAO
BASICALLY.
put the burgundy kids together
gayness arises
kat spying in the window
she's like the seal
"gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
kat is the seal
lkdmgsdg
oh my god NAI STOP
omg
omg
SORRY IM GONNA SHOOT A BITCH
whats happening
like ok
there's this dumb college au comm we made right
called catpiles wtv
and like
you know ace attorney
screaming lawyers
all that
SO LIKE
we were talking about thecharacter's possible majors and like
nai starts RANDOMLY SPOUTING HOW BOTH HER PARENTS ARE IN LAW BUT ARENT DEFENSE ATTORNEYS OR PROSECUTORS SO WE SHOULD THINK BEYOND THAT
and i was like "does anyone here care"
"no"
"please shut up"
like can you not be the expert in everything and let people enjoy screaming lawyers
please??? lol
oh man
ahhaha
ngjdknh
oh man oh man
lmfao
the apollo girl
just messaged me
like
"/SCREAMS"
LMFAO
highschool musical voice: "we're alllllll in thissssssss togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
who cares honestly
its not that big of a deal aha
if you wanna be a defense attorney be a defense attorney anyway
its not that big of a deal aha
if you wanna be a defense attorney be a defense attorney anyway
like
ok yeah thought about it
ok yeah thought about it
but
like its just
we're talking about fictional au character majors
this isn't rocket science
it's just SO WE KNOW WHAT ABOUTS THEY ARE DOING
just overlook it haha
yeah i'm
i just ducked out of that plurk
JUST WHY
LMAO
me rn
became your face icon
sklfmfsdg
it should be my weavingmemories account icon
lmfao YES
DGLMSDG
hey hey macey
im trying to do news ere omg
/saves
hehehe
dklgmsdg ;///;
i was weheartit... ing
and
ahah
character developing
... i-i noticed
screams
im so upset at plurk tho
my layout is gone and i can only see half my icon
ITS THE FUCKING
UPDATE
ya
it's upsetting me
also glitches from the anon thing
remember i said that yesterda
itll go back
and go away
well it's the code push
they're clearly like working on it
yeah
omg
they better fuckn work on it
oh man
im gonna make another chat
this one is doing the thing where it skips
im gonna make another chat
this one is doing the thing where it skips
l
k
rather