Oh my God, Cordy, you can't just ask people if they're Iron Man. 
.....oh lord
TRY THIS AGAIN For reference.
I'm just saying now that she did it to herself and I have no sympathy for the rambly reply that just popped into my head.
Cordy
oh no
And he's already going on about not technically accurate and I still have no sympathy.
Don't feel bad, nope.
nope she asked for it
oh Tony
She really did. Walked right into it.
....she didn't ask for it. she didn't know what she was getting into
poor Cordy. we...well, pepper never met her, but i'm sure someone knew her well
She's talked to Tony before she should know by now.
SHE SHOWS OFF HER INTELLIGENCE AND SHE GETS THIS.
YEP
if you're iron man, why do you have such a lame sense of fashion?
SERIOUSLY, THAT SHIRT.
BECAUSE PEPPER HAS TO DRESS HIM
Otherwise that's what he runs around looking like.
how you save the world is beyond her.
it's all pepper's doing, isn't it?
pretty much
It really is. She's the real powerhouse of that duo.
#teampepper
but cordelia will refuse to believe he's iron man, just because she can.
.....oh lord
What's she going to do when he actually needs the suit.
tony you are not leaving the meeting to get the suit
BUT-
...:T
It's a good thing the Suit That Doesn't Work uh...Doesn't actually work yet.
yes, yes it is
because if it did and he did what he wants to do, pepper would be dragging him away for the express purpose of yelling at him
then you are clearly just a fanboy bc iron man's suit so works!
LMAO.
sorry, pepper ...
it's not cordy's fault.
I knew Tony at this meeting was a bad idea.
SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO ENCOURAGE TONY TO BE EMBARRASSING.
I just didn't realize how bad.
CORDELIA IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THIS MEETING. she totally understood your shirt.
She's super lucky her favorite pirate isn't there, okay.
Even if I've thought about tossing him in the mingle.
if he was, her arm would be in his as they eye everyone in the room and judge them.
Lbr, you know they would.
Most unlikely duo? Most unlikely duo. His less screechy Elizabeth.
"that guy is like so not even fetch, hector." "what is that made out of? his mum's chest hair?"
they are so gross, i love them.
sorry, tony.
Never be sorry, they are the most wonderful thing I never saw happening.
ELECT HER AS PIRATE KING. she will just let you do anything you want.
Well, lbr, they would anyway. :T
Providing Teague wasn't around.
pushes him off a cliff ...
Wow, rude, you can't just push the Keeper of the Code off a cliff.
No one else wants the job.
we can give it to jack.
That's his dad she'd be killing. :T
it's not killing when you say YOU'RE FIRED.
someone in that room will have a bad wig to complete the donald trump impersonation.
...Well, there's Chevalle.
we'll blame him if the police get involved.
Hector would be okay with that, tbh.
this is why you elect cordy pirate king, she thinks of this shit. we'll frame everyone in the court until it's just hector and cordy left.
One day he needs to sit her down and explain why that would be a very bad idea.
He won't, but he needs to.
until then, she will be team hector until jack the monkey appears ... the proper one.
And this is why she's his favorite.
She has taste, unlike other people.
YOUR FAVOURITE????
SAY IT AGAIN, BUT IN THIS SPEAKERPHONE.
SAY IT!
i am your favourite, i am your favourite!
kflsdf
she'll get a badge and draw something really dumb on it and be like I AM BARBOSSA'S FAVOURITE, SUCK IT!
jsdklfsdf crying that's beautiful.
barbossa better crack a smile, i s2g.
He would. The tiniest of smiles.
