i can't. FUCK. YOU'RE MAKING ME SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
i will edit his eyes bluer
unless you wanna touch up the iconed ver
sHIT I FORGOT THIS WAS IN MY TAG
it'd be cool if we oth coul--
THEY WERE SUCH WHINY BABIES
no fucking idea where it is
it's on aperturescape duh.
That took literally 2 seconds.
it's on the archive on aperturescape
also cc reply to me you told me u were gonna this morning and U LIED
But fine. You get a gold star for trying... step aside.
I MISS GLADOS SO MUCH OKAY
YOU CANT GIVE ME FEELS AND THEN LEAVE
HER AS A HUMANOID WAS THE FUNNIEST
SHE WAS LIKE "I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING BUT I'LL PRETEND I DO"
Sticks and food. Food and sticks.
SHIT i'm re-reading the whole thing fuck you
i miss how i wrote glados back then too wow
She was kind of wondering if he had gotten himself killed, at this point.
it's all been there last time i checked

crying
do you think it's only in the states?!
i'm sure i can find a downloadable version
theres gotta be a site tho
i dont really wanna dl anything
im really sad wow
you know
you should transfer that to a thing thats like accessable on dw
i really want macey to read the feels
and understand why kat is a shitbag

also help
I can delete my reply and repost?
post it on your page
but make it public
its basically
this alt universe
where
when kat gets regis back
she decides against pursuing a relationship with him and wants to stay his psychiatrist
and is like
ok we can work an dget u better butits so sad
and im not happy
tell you forever
because i would not be against regis killing everyone
i think he'd be of the opinion of 'you shouldn't have come for me in the first place'
its so sad cause shes like
dreams about him
calls jack regis sometimes
i don't think he'd resort to murder unless something else happened for him to snap
he'd beat people up and shit
try to run away and be a hobo
if hal comes back, scoop him up like bro wtf
please don't put hollow!regis and hal in the same room
they'll both just drink until they die of alcohol poisoning
god now i wanna write a thing on that
regis would be such a deadbeat
and like
U CANT BE A DEADBEAT THATS ME
if hal got him in the business he'd probably
just overwork, just to forget about kat
well shes his psychiatrist
he'd TRY HIS BEST TO AVOID HER LOL
he would feel super helpless
and regis doesn't like feeling helpless
I MEAN HE'S ALREADY DISGRUNTLED ABOUT VISITING MAL AT FIRST SO
christ why have i not been inducted into this
/wants to rp hollow!regis
IF YOU CANT EVEN AS KME THESE THINGS
HOW ARE YOU GONNA EVEN DEAL WITH ME IRL
ohmy god
this is embarrassing
me walkin in the party like
my smerch tag is a fucking goldmine
you know what's the worst part
I WORKED FOR EVER ON THAT FUCKING THEME
AND THAT FUCKER DIDNT WANNA EVEN BONE ME
because i was there the entire creation process

jesus lord

seductive leaning

"welcome to my lair..."
now everyone who hunts that tag will find us
(you know like people hunt for 03bef4)

dorkwad
I REMEMBER LEArNING THAT FOREVER AGO LIKE
glados has magnet on da booty
wheats knows whats going on

this is kind of necessary

this one too

best gif of life
i forgot its not available anywhere
there goes my screencapping idea
BUT I HAVE SOME OF IT LOL
u think i can upload them to YT privately?
ya no i only have a couple of episode
im literally scouring through my tag
lmfadlkfmdsgklm plurk is yelling at me
i cant unsee him as wheetles
lmao watching this in succession is kind of calming
i wanna see the pilot before deciding
yeah its 1.99 an episode
on prime
which is like on ur computer forever
im just gonna dl that shit
SAVED THIS CAP AS smeeeeeeeeeee.png
THEN I THOUGHT OF SMEE aDN CAPTAI N HOOK
I JUST WENT TO COMMISSION ANNA/TIM FROM SOMEEONE BECAUSE THEY WERE NEEDING IT AND STUFF
AND THEY FUCKIN ARE LIKE "THATS SO CUTE ACTUALLY I WAS STALKING YOUR THREAD ON YOUR ANNA JOURNAL"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOMEONE ELSE FINDS IT CUTE
I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL I HAVE A DUMB SMILE ON MY FACe
i might end up commissioning more than just that from them tho pfff
i wanna see when its done
LMAO i just requested it so it might
here's another one i had commished from the kristoff rper a while back because they needed the cash
this ship will murder me isweartogod
I see I have perfect timing.
I just made myself some food. XD
And by made I mean ordered pizza.
that sounds like something
melts into one slightly larger cat
you'll never run out of icons
I HAVE SO MANY OF THINGS LIKE THESE IN MY TAG
TELL ME WHICH ONES YOURE DOING
IM JUST THROWING THEM EBCAUSE IM TALKING ABOUT THEM LMAO

yes good
wish it was in color sobs
why do dw gifs suck so bad

lmfao i forgot about this
i finally found a book that helps me cope with being 6'7
How does he even clothe himself. XD
my steve tag is perfection ok

this tho
LOOK AT THOSe CRAIG SPECTACLES
ugh this one always murders me

what a craig

bahaha cutie tho
he looks more like the smerch in the ricky gervais show cartoon as a kiddo rather than he did when they made the show
Yeah I kind of get you. XD
He looks weird in the animated show. XD
The could have done better.
none of them really look like themselves
But then there was a Stephen Merchant Action figure that I managed to obtain at McDonalds. And it was so high quality…
I MISS THAT ACTION FIGURE
plus the other dream i had
Finally gets down to writing. XD
oh yay
you know
let me post it
i already
retranscribed it
just to GIVE YOU AN IDEA MACEY
you never hear from regis directly
but she does a ton of observing him and i just
i teared up
i guess you didnt have much of a thread yet
if you could transcribe it
so this is assumed that he remains in the looney bin
did the test trial of kat taking him home ever happen?
and then she was like nah son
JUST TO GET A FEEL FOR IT
nah it was gonna
it more revolves around myr becoming an adult and kat trying to pave the way
the regis part of it all was just
so he lives at her place?
so it's essentially kind of like
where she makes the decision to simply not pursue a relationship anymore
and it forks off from there
myr was making dinner and stuff
and she wanted to stay over.
But Kat was like you can sleep with me.
yeah
to give regis the spare room
but like
kat has been found on occasion to sleep outside his room
but would kat get with like jack or something
hence her always calling him regis
but then she finds herself comparing him to regis
and how regis made her laugh more
cause he has a dork tendency
He's not dorkish like Regis.
He's an architect, he has all these assets, he knows what he has planned...
whereas regis and kat would just
take shit spontaneously together
i wish i wasnt going anywhere tomorrow night and the night after that and the night after that and the night after that... /sigh
Something doesn't make sense.
Kat asked Myr if she was free for her weekends...
To babysit... but she doesnt have a baby?
i assumed hal was a thing too
that would be 1000000 more levels of awkward tho
he'd be so unfit to take care of a child but it'd probably be so therapeutic for him
like, holding it and taking care of it
he'd put himself together for that
he put himself together when he had to take care of kat, so
it's like his way of keeping sane
aggressively affectionate
she literally knows regis is all she wants
no she's not he's clinically fucked up
and shes just
tired i guess
tired of being the bigger person ya
i can see it being a bit like
she compares him to kaden too
like
its passive agressive
"I guess my brother won. I ended up wanting to marry him."
i can see regis having so much trouble recovering
and be aggressively depressed for months
because of any random trigger
and then finally start looking up again and maybe be like hey that other girl is cute
feel super guilty and get depressed again
He might have a fit and completely mistake the two as well
'don't aggravate him lol'
and he's just holding onto myr fiercely in his lap just hugging her and stroking her hair
about how screwed up he is
and how much he wants to fix it
Myrs solution: HELP ME BREAK THEM UP.
and kat comes in and probably like screams the shit out of him
regis would be so depressed
he'd be like "if she wanted me i'd know"
basically he doesn't know though because he's a dumbass
shes deadset on breaking kat up damn
bonus points if myr and regis totally sneak out when kat is gone LMFAO.
you know what'd be even better
giving the poor fuck a change of scenery and giving him oldschool therapy
and those are the moments he feels alive
Myr copying everything she used to do!
and kat comes home like why the fuck are his fists like broken
and shes like
squints
maybe they can bond that way
myr and regis becoming super bros
when he gets his epic lows though myr might be mistaken for kat multiple times
the more regis networks OUTSIDE of kat
AND KAT WOULDNT BE JEALOUS NOPE
not rlly allowed to leave
i mean you've gotta add the fact that he doesn't know hal is alive to this
that's why he's rlly still that fucked up
if hal realizes the situation
"i have endless money i can do anything"
the day hal bought his freedom
HEY BRO GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE LOOKING BETTER
I LOVE HOW THATS THE SAMW
The samw without dildo shenanigans. XD
and finally finds kat to ask her out
like HEY THERE /leans, trips dies
points if its something DUMB
tangled in these flamingoes
BONUS POINTS IF THE SUIT IS WHITE
REGIS IT LOOKS LIKE NATURE TOOK A SHIT ON YOU
mostly better so he doesnt run away like a pussy he just
the fact that hes wearing a white suit
"do you wanna- go get dinner sometime"
BECAUSE OF THE GRASS STAINS.
im just running an economy

but here tho
don't mind the flamingoes
JUST THERE STUTTERING OVER THE IMPULSIVE SWEARING
WALKIED INTO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD
TRYING TO STAND UP HER FLAMINGOES
invite him in for breakfast
in his grass-stained white-ass suit
ADD WET TO THE LIST OF ADJECTIVES
THIS CAN BREAK THE SADNESS SO MUCH.
just like
...
crunch crunch crunch
if jack comes out of the bedroom
like what the flying fuck
WHY IS THIS MAN EATING CHEERIOS IN A SUIT IN OUR KITCHEN
/brick'd YES I JUSST MADE IT WORSE
nature took a shit on him so i took him in
And all his suaveness left the building. XD
why do i see myr finding out and being like quietly like "fUCK YES"
REGIS IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
he should intimidate jack
i mean he'd still be pretty broken up about kat but
he'd be a lot more put together after hal schools the fuck out of him
FOR THE PRETTY LADY STANDING WITH YOU
it's take it or lose it because
and he sneaks to the window or something
like "do u wanna go out somewhere"
ULTIMATE SADS IF SHE DENIES HIM THOUGH
but potential for ultimate cutes if she decides to go
kat hates being cooped up
i can see jack being boring and predicable
so he's there in as CASUAL CLOTHES AS HE CAN GET
with an embroidered burgundy logo
and some lame fancy jeans
by the end of the night the sleeves and collar are tattered
this sounds like those guys that r all "i can suck my own dick"
"yeah well you know what kat"
"I CAN GIVE MYSELF A BLOWJOB"
thats all kat was good for
should this still end sad
Now I need to know if that is canon. XD
because i dont mind doing that
because either way i know regis can pick himself up
he's stronger than hal that way
They have to be together so they can do the old people thing.
I WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER CS.
she had 0 idea what she wanted and it was horrible
you gotta love ms.fletcher
she was all 'fuck the police'
and mcarthur was literally
Or get fucked by the police. XD
kat encounters the rage sphere au
shes still beating him with that frying pan
MOTHERFUCKER TRYING TO EAT ME
HE JUST WANTED TO GNAW AT HER JEEZ
everytime i make that connection
and then i was like
jeez so similar?
you mean the parallels between the two?
its less of the rage
but like
needy
and dependent
but at the same time fragile
and theres a silly side too
like rage is KIND OF SILLY
in the sense hes like
welp
gonna fuckin
do the play thing
and snore loud
also rage can be subdued he just needs to constantly be gnawing
honestly though it makes me laugh
because regis and kat are always consistently taking care of each other
oddly enough they're the most healthy relationship i can think os
regis can get awfully self-sacrificing for her when he was in weenie stage but
And

cc look what i found
I love that template so much.
I also love how Hal is related to Regis in every AU. XD
in aperture that never happened
But It makes sense though.
It also gives him reason to be super protective. XD
yeah in aperture they were never relateed
where hes like
well i experimented on u and u have about 5% of my code now cause i wanted to see what happens
were technically related!
and its like
the drawing of rage like
go suck a dick man i do not know
Oh my god Rage you can't just ask a person to suck a dick
if hes not from Aperture
whys he red and white??
mean girls references 5ever
check my tumblr omg i forgot to
but first i need to add all these rad emotes
how do you even have space
and dumped all my emotes on it
so i can copy paste the url for them
No, of course not. You were only suffocating me with your ugly, fat body, making me go deaf with your disgusting snoring and drooling all over me.
AND HOW HE CAWS IN HER EAR
she wanted that ugly fat body
... I am going to tear your limbs off and feed them to that demonic bird outside. [ Her voice hits a really low, dangerous note. ]
I'll make it poke your eyes out, too. So you can't see anything with those dumb eyes of yours. Oh, and maybe I should cut your tongue out so you can't say your moronic ideas.
IM PROUD OF THAT MONOLOGUE TOO
[ Needless to say, she isn't one happy camper. ] lol omg
BEFORE I KNEW I WAS PUNNING
FEELINGSSSSSSSSSSss..............lkmkjnkjn
but that gesture was there
he didnt KNOW he was going to not die
I CAN'T EVEN BE MAD ANYMORE
want to date both of them
lol now i'm ragging on him for being oblivious and it's great because
i can vent that frustration without him even knowing
that i'm frustrated because it's. yeah. LOL
you know he's oblivious WHEN.
If you think I'm going to change my opinion of you, you're dead wrong.
imagine our characters from anythng time travelled
wheatley would have a field day
BUT THAT WAS IN SLEEP OKAY. AND THAT SAYS NOTHING BECAUSE GLADOS WENT THERE WITHOUT HIM KNOWING THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY CC
`She avoids the topic in it's entirety. Being human was terrible. She hated it. It came naturally at times.
It must be Caroline's fault.`
I am going to MURDER YOU SO HARD, love! You won't know what hit you-- and then you will. Because it will be ME
stop leaving me hanging u
i had to find my charger LOL
LITERALLY
eant for eachother
she foesnt get him back from space HAHA
i ship everything OTL but ya i mean
i was such a hardcore wheatley/chell shipper
when i started RP'ing with you
I WAS LIKE ... "Oh... this is... kinda neat..."
I DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT CHELL ANYMORE
i know right
theres a chell floating around meme comms
i havent been checking for weeks
i snooped on her for a bit
i have a hard time with the idea
of her being able to talk
like i get why people would do that
but
if i were chell
i wouldnt
i like that ide abetter as well
it makes it more interesting too
you treated her so preciously from the start
i was like
i made a mistake
im starting to actually touch my smerch collection i just saved
im gonna show u one with exposure and one without
i never know which i prefer so
just lemme save it both ways

without exposure

with exposure
cos i always worry i overdo it
tell her that i want her
tell her that i need her
teller that shes more than a one night stand
DONT BRING UP MY REGIS FEELS NOW
IM MAKING YOU ICONS YOU CANT BLAME ME ANYMORE
Postimage.org / gallery - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13,...
prioritized the beardless but some beards got in there LMAO
ANY HOW LOL MY wRIST HURTS
Postimage.org / gallery - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13,... case u didnt see it
also debating NOT GOING OUT tonight lol because the coming back party i was headed to is like,... 2hours and more from my place
and if i leave at like 5, after work, i only get there at like 7:15 when it starts at 6:30
i'd have to leave at like 9:30ish if i want any chance of getting home before like midnight so
yeah like. i feel super bad because it's this girl i haven't seen in months but
i don't feel like traveling for like
just to see people for like 2 hours
the only reason why i feel bad is because
i tend to cancel all the time lmao
thats 6 hours of travelling though
well technically 4 hours and a half
how do you want me to credit you
thats what i was gonna do
i dont rlly have an icon comm yet which i might end up doing but ya
even then if i make it for you personally
but yeah i might end up making an icon comm for shits and giggles because it's fun
you make so many damn many

i still love the concept of this one
i mean i dl'd a bajillion textures and stuff for the backgrounds
if it's an icon like thta
otherwise you just fool around with the exposure and other settings
i mean im proud of them but its not like crazy difficult to do

old icon
haha i found my old icon folder eeeeee

still lovin' it

im cry
like he do that face on the first take i wonder
he can probably first take it
steve's face is just creepy so
I LOVE HIS FACE BUT IT HAS ITS MOMENTS
imagine saying that to someone
i love your face but it has its moments
shhh im so good at people
im sad because i should put on pants because some guy's coming for the generator
i cant wait to get on lunchbreak so i can commence hunting
what's that guy's name again? andy whatta
BECAUSE I WANNA RP ALL THE THINGS THAT ARENT IN MY INBOX RN
also i need to find a code-name for kade that's why i havent answered lmao
and i choked on an icecube

lkgmsdgds
HELP
like obviously she probably wouldnt guess that
but i can see him beng like
LOL
are you fucking with me, alanna
she's just there like "?"
alanna are you fucking with me
jeez way to ruin my attempt at being POETIC ALANNA JEEZ
nah she'd find something pretty
that matched what she thought of him
its funny cause hes really socially awkward
not sure if...
should avoid or say hello
YOU NEED TO WATCH EVERYTHING WRONG WITH FRZOEN
curtis lepore is the best viner
cause he also has totes tattoo sleeves
can i just look it up on youtube
ev erything wrong with frozen
even though its 12 MINUTES LOL
the end is just annotes to other vids
WITH ANNA FEELING THE COLD
IF ELSAS FREEZING THE ENIRE FUCKING ROOM
YOU COULDNT GROW UP IN THIS CASTLE WITHOUT KNOWING YOU HAD 8000 SALAD PLATES
this girl's motivation changed from hanging out with her sister to true love in the blink of an eye!
aw man but who are you gonna leave in charge of arendelle?
we had two decent guys for her to fall in love with so we didn't want her to make a choice
the bit about hans he had literally
i was like 'yep good job dude'
also you dont mind if i make a new plurk do u
we're starting to hit nostalgic levels of insanity