Reminds me that sometimes the best bugs are Bethesda bugs.

Like the times I kept losing Farkas and Marcurio on Solstheim.

Finding them in nothing but a loincloth after looking for them for hours.

Or that time I married Farkas and he refused to keep his clothes on at the house.

To the point where I'd take him as a companion just to keep him dressed.

LOL

I married farkas once and then he disappeared

COULD NOT FIND HIM anywhere.

Used cheats and hacks to teleport to him or to have him teleport to me

Still could not find him.

I had to go back to a previous save.

But th at boy was GONE.

HE DOES THAT

He legit just wanders the fuck off.

Turns out you have to talk to him before he leaves the temple to have him move in or else he will end up wandering the roads and will return home after months?

MMhm.

I had that happen once.

and I was like to hell with this

YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM HE CAN MOVE IN WITH YOU

Or he'll just. Be homeless.

Farkas is. Special.

I love him but. Gdit.

Vilkas does the same thing XD

Ew, who marries Vilkas, anyway.

But yeah, I've had Farkas do things like.

When I became Harbinger before I married him, I was going to take him to some dragon summit or something.

And he was asleep so I woke him up and was like FOLLOW ME and he did his LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME and then went the fuck back to bed.

And I just stood there like SERIOUSLY???? SERIOUSLY FARKAS????

ROFL

It happened TWO MORE TIMES

It got to the point where I married an NPC that came with a mod simply because he stuck around.

Before he'd actually follow me.

It's like seriously Farkas, come. Stay. Heel.

He's a puppy. A giant, slightly slow puppy.

I love him. ;;;

I do too.

But I have. Had so many adventures in the lands of bugs with him.

The NPC I got looks a little like him slightly differen skintone

*different

Mine is modded. /digs

Idk it suits his dumb puppy better, I think.

Plus he actually wears the wolf armor so that silverhand line, "if he wears that armor, he dies" makes a million times more sense.

oooooh neat

I likey that mod

He's v pretty.

It's here, if you want it.

There's...A bunch by the modder.

/digs more

Vilkas, so he and Farkas match.

Since, you know, they're twins.

oooh thank you.

Belrand, who's one of my favorite companions, tbh.

Also evil.

I've been trying to avoid playing Skyrim lately XD

Since I get sucked in.

WHOOPS OH WELL

LOL

I GOT MORE HAND ON

*HANG EVEN

But its about the only game aside from sims I can play whithout thinking much.

Calder

Me, too, tbh.

Marcurio

Which is my favorite Marcurio mod, his face matches his personality, to me.

Because he's such a little cocky shit.

ooooh

It also gives me an excuse to use Johnny Depp as his pb.

I forgot there was an epic compilation they did.

Which covers some of the Khajiit followers, too.

lol and now I am going to sit here modding skyrim. XD no I had plans for today

/waves bye to her plans

DON'T LOOK AT ME i just provided links.