My inbox is seriously terrifying right now. Well. Terrifying to me.
And here I am, still wanting to figure out a Hector post.
lmfdsgh tony looks like a riceball...
Isn't it cute, I died a little.
yeeesss 
And to be completely fair, the Hector version of the tag plurk:
Jack, u lil shit 
ur making me want to rewatch these movies 
the third one was my favorite, i think... i don't remember
The third one was p great.
I actually liked the 4th one but I think I'm pretty much alone in that. 
ahaha i barely remember the 4th one... i saw it but i remember jack (shit).
see what i did there...
fklsdfd
I love how Hectoer points with his whole hand.
Right?
He's so...
Like, he doesn't just point one finger at the Pearl, It's all five.
He's a fucking peacock.
Like a literal for real anything you can do i can do better peacock.
He is. 
And Jack will peacock right back at him.
He does.
They are so stupid.
I love them.
Me, too.
Literal children, tho.
Actual five year olds.
I'm not even sure they're that old.
LMAO, Hector and Jack are just the best. Guys, pls.
Aren't they, though.
FOR THOSE OF YOU NEW TO THE JACK AND HECTOR ARE RLY RLY DUMB CONVERSATIONS.
POTC AWE Deleted Scene - Two Captains, One Ship I present this deleted scene without comment.
One of my favorites
Mine, too.
Neglected, Hector pls.
I will never be over it, nope.
Oh god. Hector's enunciation gets me every time.
I literally cannot with him.
Poor Cotton, though.
Poor the rest of the crew.
I think, through everything, I feel the most sorry for Cotton.
He got a raw deal.
Probably staring at them like "Guys. Guys, pls can you not."
Cotton got the worst deal of anyone.
And it's literally all Jack's fault.
It is, though 
Speaking of.
/digs
Everything can be traced back to Jack.
It really can.
Pirates of the Caribbean : Tales of the Code - Wedlo... Also because I haven't shoved this at anyone in a while...If you ever wondered how Cotton lost his tongue.
Rest assured it is all Jack's fault.
Scarlett and Giselle, though.
OT3
Scarlett and Giselle are my favorites.
They should just boot Jack to the curb completely and be pirate queens.
Can't stop won't stop.
They would be the best pirate queens.
Terrifying, tbh.
Jack's already terrified of them, lbr.
That's probably also why he's in love with them.
Yeeeeep.
And Angelica. And Elizabeth. And Esmeralda.
And any other terrifying woman-in-charge.
Pretty much. Jack has a type.
It's a very obvious type.
It really, actually is.
It's going to kill him one day.
RIGHT?
In fact, it already has.
Well.
I was about to say.
He's so stupid.
Still forever loling that Hector's the only one that didn't fall into that trap.
He almost did, though.
He really almost did.
But then she lied.
It's a wonder how he puts up with Jack and his constant lying.
(And can I just take a minute to point out how hilarious it really is that Hector Barbossa has higher standards than Jack Sparrow.)
Jack is different, though. Jack's a for-real pirate.
As if Jack has standards.
That is very true.
That's how he got an STD, please.
Jack, bb.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
lbr, Jack wouldn't change much if he could do it all over again.
Well, no.
Might might make for an interesting psl, tbh. If one of them got sent back in time to relive their lives.
O-oh, no.
Hector never goes pirate, tho.
Ends up in the Navy for real.
Oh no Ends up running across Jack anyways.
Ends up running across Jack anyways.
Maybe while Jack is in the EITC?? Because that'd be interesting.
And then watch them both end up going pirate after.
Because lbr, they'd be miserable until they did.
Right???
Oh no, that'd be so great, though. They meet while not pirates and then, years later, meet again as pirates.
Both showing up in Tortuga at the same time.
I can see, if Hector was the one who went back to relive life, him being surprised at Jack. Not being a pirate? and working under Beckett?
Right??
Because I don't think he ever divulged that little detail to Hector?
I don't believe he did??
Like, I think by AWE he knew but it wasn't from Jack most likely?
I'm sure Hector knows there's something between Jack and Beckett, but I don't think Jack ever told anyone he worked under Beckett?
Because Sao Fang refereed to Beckett as an old friend of JAck's.
Yeah.
But Jack also knows everyone ever, so. That's not too suprising.
Pretty much, yeah.
Jack and Hector being teamed up for some Navy/EITC mission, though.
And their both the worst at it. "Pirates? Oh no. Whatever shall we do."
fjdsklfjsdf
While their crew is freaking out they're just standing there, holding back amusement.
Trolls and children.
Always and forever.
I just think. It would be fun, to have Hector go back and relive his life and meet Jack all over again and stuff.
I agree with this.
They meet in the navy and the EITC, and Jack is without the Pearl, and then they meet in Tortuga after, and Jack has the Pearl.
Because somethings never change.
Well you know.
And Hector wouldn't even be suprised??
Not in the slightest, nope.
surprised* I can spell, I promise.
I just think, it would be fun. Is all.
It would be. 
And we should do this thing.
We really should, tbh.
Because lbr, they know enough magical creatures that it could feasibly happen.
Yeeeeeep.
And Hector wakes up in his like, 20 year old body.
Oh no.
Like, how great would that be?
Almost too great, tbh.
On a side note, I have done absolutely no tags, but I sure did make Hector's journal pretty.
Ooooooh.
I needed a layout I could actually read. I kept squinting at the last one.
Hector > Robert Whatsisface
Hector > Clarisse excuse u
OKAY I feel a million times better, a lot of housekeeping stuff done with Hector I've been meaning to do so ONWARD to clear out tags.
Tony > Clarisse
Tony > Jane
Tony > Ellen
Tony > Pepper
Tony > Darcy
Tony > James
Tony > Ellen
/marks Lia's thread on the resistance meeting to tag with Hector
Tony > Charlie
Tony > Jane
Tony > Jane
/sob I'm under 50 now hooray
Tony > Jane
Tony > Scott
Tony > Bruce
four jane tags, I feel like I am hogging your cr
If you're hogging, I'm afeared to know what tadity's doing.
But I have cr to go around to everyone. c8
rofl
just think in CoS, Pepper will be all over Tony
He's going to be Very Not Happy. Not...About Pepper, but the situation in general.
Tony > Zelena He is straight up showing his ass at her.
you can live with her in her swank apartment, and use the one you got as your lab
Which he totally will, it's sad that I knew that was going to happen before anything else.
Tony > Carlos
Tony > Kira
Tony > Steve
r u d e Rogers
pressing pause so i can eat.
i had to break the train to start dinner anyway.
Tony > Bucky One more tag before dinner.
Alright, I'm not gonna aim for tagvana but I am going to do 20 more before I pack it in.
That'll put me at 20 left.
Which is a lot more manageable than what it started as today.
Tony > Pepper
Tony > Cecil
Tony's cr with the NV cast is everything I didn't know I wanted.
Tony > Clint
Tony > Bucky
Tony > Peter