Shipping who we're logged in as. 
You're lucky, because I was considering logging into this asshole's journal: 
Apt emote is apt.
Wow, rude, it could be worse.
.............. no
>> Phone is logged in under one Anthony Stark of Marvel's "Avengers Assemble". Sorta self-cest?
ksdf Oh.
Well.
Lbr here.
Aww, Hector deserves love too. <3
No one loves Hector. /sobs into hands
HAHAHA congrats, you get Kitty Pryde
But that's okay, he's more the hit and quit it type, anyway.
That would be horrifying, tbqh.
; ; /pats back. Aww, I'm sure there's someone out there for him...
...
using Jane as my logged in
that'll be awkward
sdkfd just a bit.
Kiwismoof What's actually really hilarious about it is that Eway's Hector does have a crush on someone.
A tiny one. So tiny he's not even aware of it.
And he would never admit to it if he was.
oh a crush!
He does, it's so cute. 
He'd never act on it in a million years because eeeew feelings what are those but.
I just 
every time I think about it.
every time I think about it.
We can broship Tony and Rhodey.
I am all about some broship with Tony and Rhodey, lbr.
Their broship makes my life.
Their broship is everything. Don't care.
Speaking of, I got a paid for Rhodey. I'll probably spend the rest of the night uploading icons.
o.o Oh? Who's his crush? Asderfsd! That's so adorable!
Isn't it cute?
I never saw it coming but, w/e. He does what he wants, I guess.
But he has the teeniest crush on Ellen, tbh.
If he realized it, he'd be like LOL NO TOO OLD because he's a dirtbag, but.
Jack had a crush on Martha.
Aw, that is painfully adorable.
And Martha is god-tier Jack, pls.
I'm... logged in on my personal account. Sorry, Tony. No.
Boo.
Martha is way out of Jack's league.
But she reminded him of Elizabeth.
So very far out of his league. But that is so cute.
And lbr, that's one of the fastest ways to make him fall in love with a girl.
Yeeeep.
CotBP Elizabeth, at that.
Oh, well.
omg! That is the absolute cutest thing! ;w;
I know with Ellen, it's that she gives Hector his shit right back and doesn't get ruffled.
And could probably whip his ass if she had a mind to.
And lbr, that is the absolute fastest way to win Hector's heart. :T
But he keeps it strictly a bro level.
How stupid are they?
So stupid.
Crushing on people who can legit beat them up.
Morons.
They really are.
But c'mon, it would take strong (and I don't just mean physically here) women to make them double-take anyway.
If she can outsass Hector to the ground and then put him on his ass, that's it. He's gone.
Because he's stupid.
Right?
I just.
Stupid pirate.
They wouldn't know what to do with a woman who was meek and shy and couldn't stand up for themselves.
They're pirates, and you have to be strong to play with the boys.
Yep.
If she couldn't keep up why would they ever???
Thick skinned. So very thickskinned, too.
Because they are such assholes.
Because they're horrible people.
They really are.
And you have to be a horrible person to deal with them.
See Angelica as an example.
Jack straight up corrupted her.
...NOPE.
WOW RUDE
worldwanderer She was going to be a nun.
She was ready to take her vows.
And then Jack walked into her life and walked right back out and boom. Suddenly she's a pirate.
YEP.
Though, tbf, considering her dad's Blackbeard she might have been doomed from the start.
True.
But I think Jack just has that effect on people?
He really does?
Jack is a life destroyer.
Look at Hector.
Like, he comes into people's lives, talking about freedom and the open seas and how wonderful and great he thinks his life is.
And he convinces people to do that same without realizing he's even doing it.
Yep.
He's a terrible person.
Jack is literally a force of nature.
He legitimately is.
Look at Hector. Look at Will and Elizabeth.
Look at Cotton.
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will
and Elizabeth are such good examples, though.
They were so straight-laced and proper and doing the upright citizen thing.
Like. They both are drawn to the sea, but manage to stave it off. And they weren't happy in society, but they were making well for themselves.
And then Hurricane Jack hits and suddenly they're the Pirate King and captain of the Dutchman.
Yep.
He just. He convinces people to do what they've always wanted to do, but were afraid to?
he really does, though.
Like, Will's father was a sailor and Elizabeth loves pirate stories, but they weren't going to go drop being a blacksmith or a governor's daughter for no reason.
Jack just.
Kind of gave them that little nudge.
But then Jack comes in, and he enjoys what he's doing, and he's making well for himself, but he's just bad enough at it that you think, "If Jack can do it, I can do it, too."
"I can do this, and I can do it better than Jack. And if Jack can make it, I can make it."
YEEEEEP
And the thing is, they're right??? Jack is a shitty pirate??
But in the same vein, he's also a really good one.
Exactly.
He's just. Jack Saprrow
Sparrow, even.
I just got off work, w/e w/e.
Pfft, this is my plurk, typos are like appetizers.
It's the point I'm making, not the way I spell the words >>
Precisely.
Point is, Jack is a force of nature that can not be stopped.
Yes, exactly.
Not even death slowed him down.
NOPE
He's just. So stupid.
Because as much as everyone hates him, everyone also loves him.
Yep.
Everyone was crying when he died.
They were.
Pintel and Ragetti.
Pintel and Ragetti were crying over Jack.
Jack didn't even like them and they were crying over him.
They were.
And they were so happy to see him in the Locker.
They were the only ones to raise their hands when Jack as if anyone saved him because they missed him.
RIGHT?
Along with Jack the monkey.
I'm just 
Ugh ugh ugh, feels.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
feels
everywhere.
I'm emotionally compromised. My Jack feels.
My Jack feels.
I didn't do it.
You did too. I blame it all on you.
How is this my fault.
It's always your fault.
I thought it was always your fault.
Nope, never.
Funny, I was fairly sure about that.
Well, as it turns out, you are wrong.
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - Soundtrack 03 - At Wit'... Well if it makes you feel any better, my playlist keeps shuffling up stuff like this.
So I am full up on feels.
All of the feels
I just. /lays here
/quietly opens that character survey thing
Don't you at me, this is your fault.
at me, this is your fault.
You're giving me Jack feels, it's only what you deserve.
It's not like I'm trying to give you jack feels.
I'm floudering in a puddle of Hector feels and can't get out.
Huff huff.
Don't you huff at me.
I should be huffing at YOU.
Huff huff.
HUFF HUFF
You make me want to do Jack things
That's just an unfortunate side effect of having all these Hector feels.
I have to share them.
I really just want all of the AU things.
Me, too, tbh.
SPN and Modern and modern immortal and genderbent and reliving life and HP and just. All of them. I'm not picky.
I'll take thirty of each, thank you.
I just
I want them all.
I will tl;dr about all of them.
me, too. It's sad.
But I love it.
They're so adaptable, too?? Like.
They fit into any situation.
They really do. And I love that.
Ooh, PacRim AU, too 
All aus ever, tbh.
Any and all of them.
I could probably think of ten more. /sobs into hands
They make it too easy.
They do.
You could plop them in any situation and they'd just wander through it.
Hunger Games AU.
Sorry. More keep coming to me.
fjdlff
:| idk why you keep wanting to do all this ship stuff. just because you play tony and i play pepper
You'll be horrified to learn, then, that I'm actually work on this asshole's character profile.
So. You know.
LOL
Hey, pirates need love, too, okay.
sure they do. he's just not getting it from pepper
She's a redhead, anyway. That's an automatic nix off his list.
Being a fellow ginger and all.
she's heartbroken
really
I'm sure.
That reminds me, though, I was going to do a thing.
a thing?
A thing.
Where is worldwanderer when I need her.
Because I did A Thing.
share the thing?
Just a Thing we've been talking about for a long time. So I finally did it.
lol
Fun fact: There is a female form of Hector.
And it is Hectorina.
/breathes heavily on
I want that username, okay.
*wanted, even
Now I need to do the thing.
I need to think of a username
I'm surprised mine wasn't taken.
I had my heart set on it.
I will have to think on this. 