and it's on sale for the steam summer sale

oh my goooosh

it looks so cooool

and these reviews

“Each time the protagonist dies, you find yourself coming back with a vengeance, determined to try a new strategy, a different approach to her upbringing. It's borderline addictive.

It's also likely to make a monster out of you. By the end of my first successful playthrough,

I had summarily butchered everyone who even thought about looking at us funny, forced the princess into a continuous state of docility and lied my way through every social encounter possible.

Was it evil? Yes. Was it glorious? Definitely.”

“Somehow it never occurred to my princess, whom I’d lovingly crafted into a tense, paranoid warlord, that she shouldn’t empty a box of mysterious mailcandy into her mouth.

You would think studying poison and espionage would have saved me from this espionage poison, but instead, a list of other skills, skills I never studied, princess skills, were key to avoiding this fate.

I guess that’s the lesson: you can’t build a successful Arya without adding a little Sansa.”

DOSN'T THIS SOUND AMAZING?

ahaha, and then the user reviews

"its like dark souls, except with less anime."

OMG MIMI PLEASE GET IT

I LOVE SAVE THE QUEEN SO MUCH

*LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

IT SOUNDS SO GOOD LYNSEY

LYNSEEEEEY

got the title mixed up because last time i played was like so long ago

have you played it?

DUDE IT IS

YESSSS

I HAVEEEE

and i beat it after like

plugging away at it for a few days

it's so satisfying when you finally beat it

ahaha, okay I'm excited to fall into this same hole

princess maker meets dark souls is a pretty apt description tbh

whoa what is this

VYND IT'S FANTASTIC

YOU SHOULD GET IT TOO

like i'm already a princess maker fan so this immediately appealed to me but holy shit

oh i will wait until it goes on flash/daily

since the sale price is onl 40%

i must obey the flow chart

it's so hard and frustrating but then you just rethink your strategy each time and learn how to prepare for certain things

and it's gonna be 40% until the end so i literally have nothing to lose

but it looks shiny and i will get it only becaues you told me to

and when you finally survive to coronation it's so. SOOOO SATISFYING

WE CAN PLURK TO EACHOTHER AND SHARE HORRIBLE DEATHS

yes please share every minute of your experience i want to see this

i kind of already knew what to do for the first few months because i got introduced to it through an lp but oh man

all I know is that I shouldn't eat chocolates

i want to go for the other endings and secrets but i was so worn out after my first two successful runs

thanks reviews

YEAH NEVER EAT CHOCOLATES

BUT YOU

BETTER HAVE THE FUCKING MANNERS

HELLA MANNERS

TO KNOW BETTER THAN TO EAT CHOCOLATES

I bet this is going to be ike when I play civilization

at least i think that event is a manners check

I have fun playing with culture and then mongolia eats my new cities

because I forgot to make a military

my first successful run i was an amazing magical girl queen

whose song saved the kingdom

like fucking literally that's what happened

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

oh my god I want this and I want to hear everything about it when and if you play it

or oh wait, the song one might have been from the one playthrough where i declined becoming a magical girl but there was another time where i was not only a badass magical girl but also a military goddess

fuck yeah i know how to do war you piece of shit

i kept wanting to work out a warrior princess run where i just straight up KNOW ALL THE SWORDS but every time i tried i kept dying because of a lack of manners or some other bullshit

CHOCOLATES

I just want to be sansa that's going to be my first run, haha