Tbh, though, he's perked right up at that.

Apparently he might be too good for folks in the mansion, but not too good to have a "I know what you are but what am I" argument with Jack.

He is literally five years old.

I haven't had a chance to thread with Hector yet but reading this one---Jeez you're phenomenal at his dialogue/accent

so five

and I plan on throwing Jane at the pirate

chaerring /covers face aldsdf Thank you. He's my precious pirate bb. Hopefully I'll be able to drag him out in Eway more often, since he hates it so much.

xDD

ravynstoneabbey Yes, please do. He doesn't get out enough and needs people to sass at.

The key, though, to writing Hector speak is to read it before you post it. Are half the words backwards or the wrong tense an does it sound like a mouthful? No? Add more words.

she can sass him!

XDD That's an excellent strategy.

He needs more sass, tbh. He doesn't troll nearly as much as he used to.

A year in the mansion hasn't been all that kind to the good captain.

I need to throw Peter at him too

He's really a lot of fun when he gets rolling. He gets the most unlikely cr.

Ellen is his bro in arms and they sit back and drink and talk about people.

Cordy is like his Elizabeth stand in, and that is so weird because he really does like her, idk why.

...Actually, most of his cr is women. And I didn't plan that.

He's bitten poor Lia.

Tbf, she signed up to a swordfight with a pirate, so there's not a lot of sympathy there.

I just really miss when he trolled everybody. :<

My Jack continues to be horrible. I really need to canon review him.

That is a thing I'm going to do do today. Sit down with AWE.

I'm really enjoying our thread btw! With Cas and Hector.