Oh, this one looks potentially horrifying: Who do you ship my characters with?
tony stark/swan attacks
>-> /Keeps mouth shut. But I do adore TonyPepp! Obviously.
Why would you ever keep your mouth shut, tho.
Tell me all the things. 
peppeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
pondicusrex That is rude.
seconding swan attacks/tony. idek who would ship that other one.
The worst kinds of people.
Tony/Pepper. Tony/Defenestration. Tony/Defenestrators?
xD Poor Tony!
w o w
Hector/Jack ofc.
oh i suppose tony/murphy's law applies here
tony's butt/the beaks of many angry swans OTP
It's all in the past now, isn't it, friend? Buddy ol' pal?
tony/the stark family because he's now the weird uncle in the stark family
deadscorpy You have no idea how very weird and awkward that would get so very fast.
Sarrasi Wow, so rude.
maaaaaaaaybe tia dalma/barbs a bit too
but entertaining!
adarkfuneral He is the weird uncle. And wow, you'd really hook him up with Jack's sloppy seconds? Really?
pfft
also tony/pepper ;u;
Tony Stark/Hannibalet's dart gun.
yes
/quietly whispers kiss of death
flksdfd
DO YOU KNOW I have. Tried to push him that direction with her one time and all they legitly did was argue for hours before he stormed off.
Hector Barbossa: Total lady's man, clearly.
e.e
hector/pearl or hector/revenge depending on canon point
dude, clearly you don't recall lady and vergil
because that was tuesdays for them
BUT REALLY i kind of
like that ship
in the context of bickering like an old married couple way
Lady and Vergil were a psycho match made in Hell, lbr.
they were
legit, one of the best ships i've played out, next kensei/galatea
Like that was the best/worst idea ever, two of the most violent, twitchy people ever in a relationship.
OH THERE'S A SKULL ON THE DOOR
OKAY
/WALKS IN
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM
BOILING IT
OH OK
sometimes I legit miss him.
HI GUYS THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND AND HE REGROWS LIMBS!!
And turns into a demonic praying mantis. c8
billy idol incarnite
His brand of crazy was a special one.
much aerodynamic, such whoosh wow
ngl i've always wanted to throw alice at a vergil because of the manga 
fklsfklsd
oh you made the little alice cry? how's about this alice?
That's just evil tbh.
never
because that whole entire time with dante, alice was like "????"
I CAN DREAM
Omg I would have a blast playing that xD
WE SHOULD TOTALLY MEME OR SOMETHING SOMETIME ok.
YES PLEASE
I would just sit by my laptop cackling
We will do this thing.
You are gorgeous 
All lies.
But for real, tho, if you come across a meme at any point where this will be twice as awkward, my ass is so there.
This is now an RP quest of mine
it's gonna happen
Yes, good, this is excellent news.