Fark, you never fail to bring the weird and scary. 
...good lord
The comment thread on Fark is pretty much nothing but Homer backing into the bushes.
wowwww
......Dude no wonder you lost the kid you sound like an abusive asshole.
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and seriously, the wife was smnart to get out while she could
Mmmmmhmmm.
what on earth...
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.... da faq? o_o