And, like, I don't know who but maybe worldwanderer and I, and maybe Malathyne, might find this hilarious but.

Everyone remembers Jack getting the black spot in DMC, right.

There was a legit thing pirates passed around called the black spot.

(And here's where once again I prove that PotC is *really a good representation of real pirates kind of.)

And all it was was a piece of parchment with a black smudge on one side (your black spot).

And on the back, these morons would ruin any sort of suspense and write what it was for.

So you'd get this thing with a smudge on it, turn it over, and it would be like.

"KICK UR ASS B("

Signed whoever.

And I just. Maybe can't express how ridiculously derpy the whole thing is but.

Pirates.

No, it's great. Secret mark of DEATH and then "I'ma poke u inna eye. Love, Bob."

they were legit the most stupid.

I love them.

I mean, pirates were feared all over and then.

They do shit like this.

dslafkj I started laughing at this during work and a coworker saw me and got miffed and sent me off to do more work.

Oh no I'm so sorry. :c

Nah, don't be. My fault for being on my phone at work.

Still. :c

XD Gotta love pirates.

They give me life, tbh.

Because they are so stupid.