Be told that I got a stealth kill by ramming a car into someone's behind.

Get attacked by a hoard of squirrels.

Get frustrated when an enemy I trounced in one section got a 5x buff for the next one for no reason.

Watched Chuck Norris wrassle an axe murderer

Go atop a floating platform in a space beyond reality for the purposes of destroying a massive drilling machine.

Watch Bruce Lee kill a man by punching him in the nuts.

Make fried chicken.

Are you serious about the squirrels?

yes

horde*

I'm so tired

...please elaborate.

I was playing a video game and a horde of squirrels attacked me.

So not in reality?

You need help if you think that was something that happened in reality.

I think its statistically possible that it could happen at some point

And I'm not sure if I would really need help. Mind I was not fully awake when I asked about it. Not now either.