So I have to hold myself accountable.

Also, these are fucking hilarious.

I mean.

Where... uh... where are these from?

I am reminded vaguely of Married To The Sea - 2,000+ comics by Drew & Natalie Dee - Update...

They're the captioned adventures of George Washington.

I am just.

Wondrous.

I love them so much, tbh.

Fucking.

I will never get enough of it.

Oh my God, I love these.

This one is my favorite.

Aren't they great.

Yes.

it's the pizza man i am done

It's the pizza man, Martha, I can't.

I love them so much.

;3;

For those watching at home, this fine lady is the power behind it.

It's so great.

This tumblr is a gift that keeps giving forever.

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There's been more since I last saw these, omg.

sfjls Jesus.

I'm dying over here.

I can't stop laughing.

diddly damn blue

diddly damn blue

I showed that one to Mike last night and he completely lost his shit.

I have a hat thing too.

George. George no.

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Marthaaaaaaaaaaa

I think I'm going to do that to Mike from now on, tbh.

Just wander around the house all MAAAAARTHA

He'll probably answer to it, sadly.

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Last one.

a tank George no

I'm just.

I can't get over the uno one. "I love uno" "draw four" "do you want a divorce martha"

It's funny because it's true.

It is true.

Anybody will cut a bitch over the draw four, lbr.

Facts.

In high school, we made up house rules for uno and you could double up on the draw fours and it was terrible.

I really miss playing it.

I have a double deck around here somehwere.

I should make Mike play with me.

Film it so I can watch.

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