N O P E

He wouldnt even get the whole dating thing anyway, lbr.

He'd laugh. And then run away. Far away.

ITS NOT COURTING AND EVEN THAT MAKES NO SENSE

PRETTY MUCH

WHY WOULD YOU BUY THE COW ETC

Ellen understands this. They need to argue about pirate romances some more

Possibly in public

They do.

Ngl, I would legit love for someone to think they're a ~thing~

Hector would hit the fucking roof.

Ellen would STARE in disbelief

Just... STARE

...Kunsel would not, the very idea terrifies him. No offense, bro.

errantwritings It would be glorious. I need this.

loathsome He'd have to know what dating was to be offended, tbh.

...well. on that note, let kunsel set you up on a few dates

I'ma just. Let you think about how horrible of an idea that would be.

Oh yeah. Hold hands, skip through the fields.

No way it's a fantastic idea. Great for a laugh.

As long as he can run faster than Barbs in the end.

v__ Precious.

Zero ulterior motives.

loathsome Faster, maybe. But Hector is legit a horror movie villain. He will catch him in the end.

v__ Oh, of course not.

No, really. I've decided I'm going to play him exclusively using fanfiction tropes. So he wants to have ulterior motives, but the dick game too strong. He is healed. Tears are shed.

flskdfsldfsf

It is very cathartic for everyone. So beautiful.

Stars and laughing children. The world is at peace.