oh nooooo
I have feels about it.
Oh no, I found the fem!Jack art again,
She really is.
I just.
Fem pirates
Fem pirates.
I still stand that fem!Jack would still hang all over Will. Not with any intentions of anything, just because he's a good arm rest. And then get really confused when Elizabeth gets jealous.
"Yeah, I get he's your man. It's not my fault the two of you don't ever touch????"
and will's just like /SHRUGS
because that's how will gets when jack invades his space
it's just this thing that jack does
initially he'd have more of a kneejerk reaction with fem!jack but the end result would be the same
Will's casual acceptance of Jack invading his personal space is my favorite thing.
...That would put the whole scene where Elizabeth kisses Jack to distract him from her tying him to the mast in a different light entirely
Can I just say that I am ultimately thrilled that Hector would still be a complete ice queen and be able to watch this from out of the circle and can popcorn?
everyone does the slow headtilt
Jack wouldn't complain???
Jack is canonly bi anyway??????
WILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW HE FEELS ABOUT THIS
all the guys are genderbent except for will
it's like a reverse harem EXCEPT NOT
Yes all the guys are genderbent except for Will
No, Teague should stay Teague, lbr.
... let's genderswap Bill and Weatherby anyway tho
Yeah, Teague should stay Teague forever.
Elizabeth: ....Well, then
Teague is forever, I thought we decided he's actually immortal.
Teague should never change, ever.
Elizabeth: dumps Will and joins the ladypirates
lbr, Jack being a girl wouldn't stop her from flirting with Elizabeth all of DMC.
Elizabeth:...I am oddly turned on by this,
Have fun questioning your sexuality, Elizabeth. Jackie will be over here, not caring.
Will: ends up captaining a ship of dead ladypirates (well except his dad)
Elixabeth: ................
Will: ................ [if you're the one jealous here we need to have another talk]
/shoves jack, will, and elizabeth into a triad
Will: [HE'S NOT THE ONE WHO WENT AND SNOGGED JACK OR ANYTHING WHEN ENGAGED]
Elizabeth: I was also cuffing her to a post to save ALL OUR LIVES,
Will: [still if ur the one worried about his loyalty guuuurl]
And then Jackie spends all of AWE refusing to speak to Elizabeth.
Elizabeth:...Considering how many times Jack was able to get round you, I think I have a right to be worried about your [how do I say he's kind of dumb as a brick politely]...well you.
Don't do that Jackie, you'd be providing Barbossa with good low blow material. :|
no jack don't make those things obvious
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO
Actually, no, she'd still probably sit it out and watch like a hawk with an apple. Jackie's not the only one that knows to look for the opportune moment.
I still say that, the reason Elizabeth didn't go on the island after they came back from the Locker was because Jack refused to let her come.
And lbr that was one thing Hector probably agreed with.
Yes, please dear God, let her stay on the ship.
Elizabeth was all, "I'll go too!" and Jack just slowly walks up to her, puts his hands on her shoulders, looks her in the eye and goes, "Darling. Last time we were on an island,
you burned it all to the ground. I'll not be going through that again. You're staying here. So as to not cause trouble."
That's what I headcanon how that happened.