RESCUE THE BABY FROM BARBOSSA AT ALL COSTS

more like rescue barbossa from the baby but

so painfully true

lbr he'd handle it better than jack

at least hector'd be able to hold it right side up

Ellen would rescue the baby from both of them and mutter about men. And then try to get rid of it herself. But at least she knows how to take care of it

and possibly vaguely correctly. vaguely

Jack's only question would be who the hell let Tony Stark be responsible for an infant.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

HEY TONY IS CAPABLE OK

I can answer that one!

James Rogers is still alive.

That proves something.

HE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF ACCORDING TO PEPPER. AND THE MEDIA. AND HIS FRIENDS.

So are Torrun (Thor) Azari (Black Panther and Storm) and Henry (Giant Man and Wasp) SO YA KNOW TONY IS CAPABLE

worldwanderer RUDE like Jack could do better.

Like Jack would even hold a baby??

That's probably how Hector ended up with it to begin with, lbr.

I'd believe it.

Depends on the Jack in question.

"You take it." "I'm not taking it, you take it." "I don't know what to do with it." "I don't, either, but you're older, ta."

Jack would just hand it to him and gtfo.

Leaving Hector standing there.

Vaguely holding it correctly, out at arm's length.

...i'm not sure pepper would even know where to start

Making ew faces.

this is the point that we have to start wondering whose baby it is and now all i can think is "it's will the third" and

YEAH THE ANSWER IS SAVE THE CHILD AT ALL COSTS

ldsf Will the third.

I can see it. Jack and Hector show up, and Elizabeth just shoves the kid at one of them for whatever reason.

Actually takes a moment, looks between Jack and Hector, and then shoves it at Hector.

Smart decision, lbr.

tadity Im not sure he would, either.

worldwanderer Smartest decision. Even if he doesn't have any idea of what to do with it either.

something happens and elizabeth is like "DAMMIT. HOLD THE CHILD BRB"

Comes back and he's still holding it as far away from himself as possible.

Trying to make Jack take it.

This is why we need an Elizabeth in Eway

Jack standing as far away as possible from Hector.

Not for the baby, just for the pain it'll cause Hector

Because nope.

Hector having Jack backed into a corner.

"TAKE IT."

The baby just chilling where it's hanging there.

Jack crossing his arms and turned away as much as possible. "NO. YOU KEEP IT."

Probably giggling and drooling all over Hector's hands

"It's not mine, I don't want it."

Yep.

Kicking his little feet.

"I don't want it either!"

"You like her more."

"Do not. 'sides, she gave it to you."

Because Jack would call the baby an it.

So would Hector, lbr.