I feel this is remarkably appropriate, considering.

/snickers

Refused to drink it out of the bottle, tho. I am a gentleman pirate, thank you.

man just drink it out of the bottle, that's what I do

Gentleman pirate.

I drank it out of a Russian shotglass.

Also painfully appropriate, considering.

well if it's a Russian shot glass then who am I to argue

(say the guy drinking tequila straight from the bottle)

Well, considering the Caspian Sea and all.

Hi, I'm Amanda and I am really the real life 63!Barbossa. Unintentionally.

/snorts