Barbossa haters elsewhere, tbqh.
I will never not love how he comes out of the gate swinging.
Doesn't he, though??
He does. There is no slowing this troll train.
he knows every last person in that room is glad he's dead.
And their pained surprise gives him life, lbr here.
Whenever he has a bad day, he replays that and makes everything better.
I can legit believe this, tbh.
He probably just sits there and starts laughing to himself for no reason.
So anyone near him just

and inches away.
One more movie left, and maybe I can recharge the troll now.
That's my biggest concern, he doesn't want to troll, because all of the people in the mansion are stupid, according to him. There's no sport in it.