mcu!

❤ male: Tony, obvs. He's my absolute favorite, hands down, though second place goes to Bruce.

❤ female: All of them. I can't pick just one badass lady. Pepper and Natasha probably win out, but I have a love for Jane and Darcy, and Maria, and...You get the idea.

✖ least favorite: This is...Really hard? I love everybody? But if I'm ranking (I still love them), probably Steve? I've never been into the goody-goody type as much.

✔ who resembles me: Sadly, Tony, if we're going physically. Probably personality-wise, too. We've got the same coloring, and I know his feels on running off at the mouth a mile a minute.

❤ most attractive: I think they're all attractive in their own ways. If we're going by who'd I'd be more likely to shag...I...Don't know.

Natasha, probably. She's a redhead.

❤ three more characters that i like: UH. Hm. Nick Fury. Bucky Barnes. Phil Coulson.

POTC!

❤ male: C'mon, we all know the answer to this one. Hector Barbossa, hands down, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

❤ female: Tia Dalma/Calypso, because she is seriously one badass lady. Also Scarlett and Giselle, because they are literally Hector and Jack in prostitute form. They are my queens and if they ever turned-

pirate, all of the current pirates would be completely screwed and it would be glorious.

✖ least favorite: FUCK BECKETT.

✔ who resembles me: Physically, Jack. If you don't think I haven't, over the years, though about wearing beads in my hair pretty much permanently, you are wrong. Personality-wise, probably a mix of Hector-

and Jack.

❤ most attractive: This is really tough? But with my own quirks, I'ma go with Jack. He is pretty. I mean, I wouldn't touch him through a rubber glove with a stick, but still.

❤ three more characters that i like: Pintel. Ragetti. Cotton. Gibbs. Will. Elizabeth. Marty. Anamaria. Angelica.

Oh man, I appreciate that wording

The rubber glove with a stick one, that is

fskldf It's so very true.

I wouldn't. He's gross.

he might give you something

He would, he actually has syphilis.

That's canon.

I was thinking, like, fleas from just touching him but

syphilis would be fun too

I'd be more apt to touch Hector with a bare finger. So think on that.

Hell, I'd touch Pintel and Ragetti before Jack.

(Full disclosure, I would also scrub said body part with rum viciously after touching them, but.)