i did not sign up for this

/catches?

and dayum. that's a lot of planning

most of it was devoted to how mum wanted me to handmake both party favours (which helps me get the word out about trying to sell some of my handmade stuff) and cupcakes (which helps me in no way whatsoever)

i also don't have business cards yet so i had to handwrite those. all of them. can i quit being kinda-sorta self-employed, how does that work

at least you'll have first dibs on the frosting?

and quitting while you're self-employed? think that might end up in a gollum/smeagol scenario. "I QUIT" "GOOD. GTFO"

yeah my boss is a total bitch and my employees are hella useless

you would

all the office gossip is so one-sided