what I wouldn't give to have been born there.

yeah you are, SF sucks! (says the Angeleno)

that's because there's probably a SF/LA rivalry, just like we've got a Montreal/Toronto rivalry up here.

actually our rivarly is one-sided. people in LA think SF is a nice place to visit and don't think much about it.

people in SF tend to exert very unnatural and unhealthy energy toward hating LA. the fog must make them crazy. or they want our sun

I think that's the same thing with ours, too. I don't think Torontonians really ever think about us Montrealers l.

They're the center of the universe after all.

how many Torontonians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

just one to hold the lightbulb while the universe revolves around him.

i heard a norwegian tell that joke about swedes, and a dane tell it about norweigians