Today is Pioneer Day here in Utah. It's basically Independence Day 2: Bless Its Heart It Tried. But at least there are more fireworks.
Like Patriot's Day (in Boston), it's a fake holiday you're unlikely to know about outside of living through it.
patriot's day: fuck your marathon i'm working from home
greenanddying: ikr. We always got the day off, haha.
the route is literally a block and a half from my apartment
i don't leave the house on marathon monday
Good call.