OH MY GOD
APPY
FUCK
CAPPY
NOOOOOOOOO
the producers are mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore!!
LMAO WOW
oh god yuyuko's going to try and blast up the theatre if she sees youmu die
I ASSUME ENERGY BULLETS WILL JUST BOUNCE AROUND AND CAUSE ZERO DAMAGE?
if two spains meet.
does the universe explode
don't worry, the hostages won't wind up in the graveyard
they're not part of the game, they're super permadead
NO NO NO
well, i meant seeing them die in GENERAL YES THAT'S IT
NOOOO
FUCK OFF PRODUCERS
kaoru stab someone
you guys are just committed to pushing kuzuryuu off onto the despair train aren't you
I DON'T KNOW
SAVEMAY2K14
STAB ROBODORIS KAORU
i mean...at least the eight year old girl got out.....
caaaaaapppyyyyyyy
OH BECAUSE THE TEN YEAR OLD IS JUST SO MUCH BETTER
jeez good thing peko got executed before she could have a hostage, the Full Beef is safe
full beef dies anyways
no peko would have gotten a real person so it would have been like
man idek
hinata again???
may's tiny panda obviously
IBUKI
koizumi
twogami
no not twogami
nah man twogami is already dead
can u imagine ibuki trying to be a hostage though
psh who needs naegi
TALKING THROUGH HER BINDINGS
oh no ibuki ahaha
HEY WANNA BE FRIENDS LIL GIRL IN A HAT
obviously it would have been hiyoko
both of iceland's brothers are deaaaaad
i should have made my hostage prussia DAMN
Everyone screech and attack Robo Doris
nyo!prussia kicking out other hostage's chair legs
r u d e
yeah just... for reasons... what happens if they attack doris 
lmfao i will say that
if anyone had attempted to attack host-chan, they would have had a small chance of survival
but uh
robodoris will not give you that
that's what i figured...
you will fall through a trapdoor and die
seabass can just leap back up
oh my god
go for it seabass what's the worst that could happen 
you go first sea bass, they'll follow
oh my god
he didn't confess though that should be enough 
HE DID THOUGH
yeah no this is the producers blatantly trying to fudge their own rules because they're super mad
yeah he played it all to a t, he never actually confessed
tbf things were going too well
Maribelle is more concerned with Lissa
than in analyzing exactly when Kuzuryuu stopped denying being the murderer
robo doris is glitchier than usual.....
yeah i'm too tired to c/p ten billion responses so LMFAO you sure can assume there will be no explanation or reaction from robodoris
no everyone keep making cappy copypaste
we can postpone kazoo's execution indefinitely
holy shipp
will
she respond to other questions
i hope something ridiculous happens
and the genre suddenly jumps to post apocalyptic landscape or something when craven castle explodes and leaves them all in the void between worlds
or slice of life let's make this a slice of life game
im so emotionally distressed right now omfg
it depends on what the questions are haha
oh my god okay fuck i need to go eat dinner rq DON'T EXECUTE HIM TILL I GET BACK JESUS CHRIST.......
i have to grab dinner too actually PERFECT TIMING LMAO we will execute him when both of us get back
lmao i'm going to shower rq then jfc
hmm maya would try yo ask case related questions
I don't have anywhere to go I feel left out
I think
gonna go create world peace for a bit brb
she won't answer them
Iceland is full of spite right now so they better be super pissed off
DO NOT EXECUTE NANAMI
time to not execute nanami you mean
burn the witch!
i mean
what about questions about her hair 
let's kill nanami
wait are we setting glinda on fire now
wow rude
/retroactively sets bernkastel on fire
they are intensely mad
they should rethink their lives and let go of their anger
take up pacificsm
my only comfort is the knowledge that no sentient being could look at Lissa and shoot her in the head
she's too cute and charming and wonderful
maybe they'll make robo doris do it
they'll spare the cutest hostage!
even robodoris cannot resist!!!
okay Lissa time to turn up the charm, you don't have a tiny panda to help you out
does that mean the cutest kid or the person with the best abs
NANAMI WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING TO KAZOO
drags hands down face
spare spain she has the best abs
hmmm is it lissa, may or trucy
/sends tiny animals to befriend Lissa
may has a tiny panda
i'm sorry you guys can't compete bye lissa bye trucy
in the end they'll execute may but not the panda
how many aa characters are you going to kill cappy
oh god I forgot may was kaoru's hostage
may needs to be saved at all costs tinypandafreedomfighters2014 >=(
poor kazoo
poor kazoo =(
silver haired girl is Peko right just making sure
sCREAMING 
it sure is someone who looks a heck of a lot like peko!
okep
ngl this execution was me looking at kazoo's unused execution
and going 'okay but how can we make it worse'
yes i see you guys did the thing
wow don't blame me blame the producers!!
blames cappy
also man i will just spoil this right now and ruin the whispering but
i feel that this should go here... it makes me think of u cc
the hostages are completely real
like you might be able to question the other incentives, but if there's one thing MM can actually do, it's pull people from another world
so yeah....yeah no they are 100% real
which is why we asked for people to pick actual characters instead of fake stand-ins lmao
SCREAMS
bye hinata
YEAH..........
oops denmark is dead sorry denmark
the ones who are ALREADY DEAD were brought in before they died HAHA
Wighty
is
it too late to pick madame morrible glinda's beloved schoolteacher and favorite person in the world
everyone casually changes their hostages
trucyyyy
it's too late yeah
spain no
at least...you still have the shittier version......
LMFAO
trucy isn'g dead she just disappeared like her dad
there have to be ic consequences for breaking the game, you know?
when I said denmark was ice's hostage I actually meant this dude named denmark weird name right nbd hahaha
in the au i play glinda from she was affianced to madame morrible
oh did Maribelle cry Lissa's name she meant... Gangrel... her beloved Gangrel...
they're all just hiding
they bonded when he kidnapped her it was lovely
GANGREL
austria will trade the shitty one for her spain plz
plz
she's going to show up in 7 ywars to ruin phoenix's career... again
you know question if/when the hostages die, do the players get their memories back of the person? if they forgot anyways
let's all change ours to kristoph
sounds legit
everybody loves kristoph
wait what IS TRUCY DEAD WHAT HAPPENED NO
let's say yes.
a bunch of kristophs in a room
alas....kristoph....
the producers got butthurt and killed all the hostages
they're not dead yet!!! it's a trick
or are going to kill them
clearly siz and cappy are going to surprise use by giving us the hostages back
actually i think that was in the rules. when they die you get your memories back. and that's up to you lucy we don't mind if she gets sdr2 memories back now?
and they have gift baskets too filled with candy
delicious kinder egg gift baskets
but if you don't want her to then yeah it can be just that
it was a trick trucy faked it
at least iceland doesn't remember that norway is his brother and now he's lost both his older brothers
wait... if they die they get their memories back... but Kaoru's was May, so does that mean he'd remember MM1??
how will the nordics win eurovision without their voting block now
AT LEAST YOU GUYS DIDN'T FUCKING KILL YOUR HOSTAGES 
I HAVE YET TO SEE ANYONE DIE except Kuzuryuu JUST YET IT IS NOT OVER YET
no kaoru wouldn't remember MM1
your sister's dead already kazoo get over it
oh yeah ok we can't allow that
KUZURYUU FAILS TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT
the baby nordic has survived
somehow
yeah the incentive doesn't say you get your memories back this time so you won't
For everyone then?
awkward
We can still be in denial then it's cool
man but i really want angst about it hmm
maybe it's just kaoru
'clearly some random schulb they picked up off the street'
kaoru like 'oh phew guess they just picked some random actress for me'
POOR KAORU.....
i'm so concerned
kaoru knows he doesn't actually care about anyone
yeah we should do memories? but maybe we can just have kaoru have false ones about may
it's just some little girl to make him feel bad
wait
maybe he can get false memories about may where she takes chizuru's place
yes
wow i like this LET'S GO WITH THAT
creepy incest overtones....with may........
mayzuru
AHAHAHAHA
cappy you have too much power you need to Stop
instead of twins it's a tiny little sister YES
make him think may is his sister
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOD
mayzuru
lmfao jesus christ
poor cowru
Chizuru in the graveyard watching that....
May May May May May May May May
may and her asshole boyfriend okita!! GOD NOT ONLY IS HE A MURDER HURRICANE BUT HE'S A PEDO TOO
KAORU IS TOTALLY IN THE RIGHT HERE FOR WANTING HIM DEAD
I like to think our characters are all standing awkwardly around in the trial room right now
no one reacts to Kuzuryuu's execution
i'm waiting for someone to react to kazoo's execution tbh but i guess no one cares
so okay fine god i'll kill the hostages if you all want it so badly
look we only have so much angst within us
Maribelle and Glinda are still upstairs in the museum
they succeeded in breaking open the glass and bombing the servant's quarters where the hostages are held
game ends right here happy ending for all
I'll react I'm phonetagging kazoohugs
susan is gonna. ride in. and save all the hostages with a pucker face glare
host-chan save us =(
obviously all the hostages will get sent to the cat in blank state
they have a reciprocal arrangement
poor youmu
bs2: hostages
omg
what
trucy did it obviously
ooooooooooo
YOUMU 
the producers must just be having a TERRIBLE day
HOST-CHAN
trollolololol
they blame it on jim the intern
i bet it was the host
told you trucy did it
host-chan saved us =')
we are praying to host-chan now
this is how cults get started
all hail host-chan
no it was totally trucy lbr
they're all taped to the ceiling
aw no Mayzuru memories for Kaoru
YAAAAY THEY ESCAPED........... except the ones that didn't 
yet
dfff poor len
i was really excited about mayzuru...
aaaah ;o;
well
okay we can retcon it if you want
it was trucy
and murder the hostages instead
let's do it mayzuru's worth it
no no take-backsies
just murder mayzuru
we finally fit on one page horizontally
should robodoris be added
do we get rid of host chann
yeah I wasn't sure what to do with that one so I left it
um host-chan isn't dead!!
host-chan is on a beach somewhere
host-chan knew this show was going to hell so he got out while the going was good
ah the cr chart is so small...
host-chan saved us i believe it in my heart
host-chan only saved nyo!spain
the rest will all be executed
thank god
feferi's legacy is stripping and rocck piles
-c
oh also is it okay for sebastian to keep the papers they found in the safe? he'd give the key to maya but he wants to keep the papers
sure!
yeah those papers are definitely 100% legit and not at all fake so he should keep them
um that flyer is a work of art it had better be kept!!!
yes, give maya everything
i can't believe spinning the glowb is actually a secret passage
beat's legacy
ahahahahaha
it's a great secret passage
literally no one will ever find it
kuzuryuu figured it out immediately but was so disappointed by the passage
because it's so useless
HE WASTED TWENTY MINUTES SPINNING THIS GODDAMN GLOBE AND IT DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING COOL
i laughed so hard ngl
glowbs
because they're the best
should all be destroyed
lmao it's true
i mean it could actually be useful in a murder because you could hide the body or crucial evidence in there or something and no one would ever be able to find it
i still love how nanami and kuzuryuu had no fucking clue that they both picked the map
also
you guys are liars god
lyin' all the time
that's not the only stupid beat passageway in the castle HAHA
quick someone put poison in a chalice on an altar
the one with the portrait is actually beat's portrait
and also super useless
i was wondering whose portrait it was
nanami should share the actual map
IT'S NOT COMPLETELY USELESS...
because i worked hard on those clues
those clues were great
i liked the part where i didn't have to solve them though that was aces
she should share a map and make everyone find the passages for themselves
i will never not laugh at the mental image of kuzuryuu and nanami separately scouring the castle at night for the fucking passages
we should all play hide and seek with the secret passages
i will never not laugh at the two of them just spending hours on Those Two Passages
you know which i'm talking about
like at 3am just "sup" "what are you up to"
YOU NEVER DID GET BACK TO ME ON THE LAST ONE
YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON KUZURYUU'S BRILLIANT RAGE FLIP THAT'S GOING TO SOLVE IT
FUCK THIS PASSAGE 
oh whoops yeah no kazoo you were super wrong
only nanami got it
i'm pretty sure my next guess of flipping it was right
nope
dammit
i still don't know
fuck that particular passage
Mayzuru is the most beautiful thing to come back to
PEKO DIDN'T HAVE TO SOLVE THEM
oh haha peko we just straight up gave the answers too
*to
YEAH THEY TOLD JADE
ALL THE ANSWERS
since she was going to use them for a murder
WE HAD TO SOLVE THEM THOUGH
IT WAS MORE FUN THAT WAY
it was fun
dk group is abused
but seriously make everyone try to solve them before you tell them the answer nanami
it'll distract them from trying to murder anyone this week
you can find kuzuryuu's evidence in one of them!!
you all never did find that poker 
YEAH........
let's all play minigames this week
also the bucket of water and the bloody towel
ty, kuzuryuu
for the things you have left behind
LMAO NO THEY'RE IN ONE OF THE PASSAGES
evidence gets cleaned up
oh darn
just like that thing you guys missed in feferi's hehe
that poker is lost forever
the basilisk one?
I'M REALLY GLAD THEY TOLD ME THOUGH TBH I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THEM BC I'M SHIT AT RIDDLES
yes.
he took the basilisk one from the game parlour for austria
aki is correct
that too
I'M SO HAPPY THAT KUZURYUU GOT THE GLOWB PASSAGE
it was clearly for eridan 
IT WAS NOT FOR ERIDAN
IT WAS FOR THE AUSTRIAN EMPIRE
wow 0k bocchan
peko is definitely part of the austrian empire
honorary austrian
kaoru still lives
Beat passed the torch to the next hotheaded siscon
maya wants secret passage shenanigans
it would have been great if that's where he hid his stuff but it was not. there was another one that was closer and didn't require 20 minutes of globe spinning to access
yes passage hunt
I'm telling you this needs to be our minigame week
kazoo just standing there bleeding and spinning a globe
LMAO YEAH....
THAT...WAS WHY HE COULDN'T USE THAT ONE
but fuck that's a funny mental image
just standing there with a bloody poker. bleeding. spinning a fucking glowb
his life got flipped turned upside down
i'm
just so proud
of these clues
cappy...
I'M SO PROUD YOU CAN'T RUIN THIS MOMENT FOR ME
lmfao
im just imagining lucy asking cappy if she can post the clues
and cappy is like yes my moment to shine is here
rubs hands together of course show everyone my work im so proud
but then actually types a cool response like "yeah go ahead."
His life got flip-turned upside down.
hehehehehe
that
exactly what happened HAAH
also i am really looking forward to the game breaking guys.......... i want everyone to have to make their own lunches/dinners
lose electricity
i just want maribelle to attempt to cook
maribelle and glinda cook for the whole castle
no it's okay as long as sebastian lives you'll get 5 star service
make the strudel
we're not sure how he makes all the rooms and the meals
but he does
sebastian saves the day
he'd actually be really happy if he got to...
i'm not exaggerating at all, he loves chores... he'll have internal monologues about how satisfying the work is
sebastian 
everyone gives sea bass their keys so he can clean their rooms
it was actually a part of a massive conspiracy for sea bass to obtain the keys
now he kills everyone one by one and skips out the game
dammit eski stop ruining my plans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the butler did it
the butler always does it
S1 mastermind returns to be the S50 True Mastermind
and then the bad puns kill everyone
end game