YOU SAW NOTHING
okay how many bets for 'one of the producers got pissed and did a kill themselves'
rileyboi Here
that is my theory
the producers shanked athena
OKAY in case anyone didn't see the other plurk
a la marlowe
it's still marlowe
i was hoping for an elaborately staged sebastian fake-murder
i'm going to be putting up a trial post in about an hour
but because they're pissed they're not being fair 
she's been hiding in the lake all along
and it'll also happen about an hour icly after this post
they haven't been playing fair for a while now so this would only be one more thing
what!1
Blames klavier for everything
what we're learning from this is every time you start kissing someone you die in the next two weeks
yeah....yeah it's true.....
don't make out with anyone guys
what about the dead kids
can they smooch each other
this is the only reason why stiles managed to survive MM
precious unicorn stiles
Klavier brought this onto himself and Athena
it's true making out is death
um athena kissed him first
but wow yeah did any couple manage to make it to end round of MM
I'm surprised Spain lasted as long as he did
i don't think so
are they allowed to leave
You could count Spain and Alice but they were p casual...
anything lithuania got involved in was doomed from the start to be fair
susan and puckerface otp
i don't think spain and alice ever actually made out, just flirted and then HATED
no they aren't allowed to leave
The last ships sank with Sonia iirc
and yeah they're allowed to leave
wait they aren't?
they have to sit there for 2 hours
HAHAHA SUCKS TO BE YOU GUYS
why would they be allowed to leave
dinner is mandatory
yes
everyone loves a good dinner death
Spain and Alice were playful flirting that crashed land burned
everyone spend two hours screaming for athena
we should probably eat though
we can't leave the room
well the doors aren't locked so
it depends on if you want to break the rules for athena
I thought they were locked
back when we did the austria and spain thing
yeah you said they were locked last time
FUCK DID I....
if only athena were here
with her beef
to break them down
lets just prop them open with chairs before they lock
yeah they were locked for spaustria
Yeah maybe we can say they don't lock until 10 minutes in and then just rush to them and catch them right before
yes good
I think you can be up to 15 minutes late so if they lock after 15 minutes that would make sense
otherwise 2 hours of awkwardly eating
yeah, you can be up to 15 minutes late
yeah cappy we said they were locked
blow it up apollo
what if you all get executed for breaking the rules 
group high five
wait CAN APOLLO BLOW UP THE DOORS
so much for the all stars 
SOMEONE'S DEAD AND IT COUNTS AS INVESTIGATING
someone arrive late with starbucks and keep the door open
blow up the smoking room door
do it
lmao
er, not smoking room servants' wing
they both start with s and I have been up for a while okay...
no blow up the smoking room again
does apollo have phanty on him
we're not allowed to do that just wanan blow up the dining room door
i'm saying yes because he's paranoid as hell
because yeah...i mean....he's allowed since it's for investigations LMFAO
GOD
APOLLO
INVESTIGATE THE SERVANTS' WING
GO APOLLO GO
so apollo's been carrying around this stuffed elephant
APOLLO............
yes
i'm going to carry this explosive around because i'm paranoid of dying-- this makes sense
just a really terrible elephant hanging off his side like a fanny pack
we can just break the dining room door down normally
help i'm laughing too much help me
TOO LATE BLOWING THEM UP
maya can taser the door
CHECK TO SEE IF THEY'RE EVEN LOCKED FIRST GUYS
LMAO
NO SAVE THE BOMB APOLLO
WE MIGHT NEED IT
BLOW IT UP APOLLO
use the beef
I JUST WANT TO EXPLODE SOMETHING
EVERYBODY RAM INTO IT AT ONCE
sebastian and klavier are still there
BLOW UP THE SERVANTS' ROOM DOOR
EXPLODE SOMETHING ELSE LATER
fine gosh you sensible people
spoilers you can't blow up the servant's wing door anyway SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL USE IT NOW
where have all the beef gone
blow up the servants' room window
we have several explosives we'll blow up every door
YEAH SEE
cappy you've betrayed our trust too many times
WINDOW
Ash!!1
is
there anything else we need to blow up
the servant's wing is the one place that's prohibited
which means it is actually undamageable
okay how about the fence
maya wanted apollo to blow up the iron maiden
that was kaoru's idea and I approve of it
YOU CAN'T BLOW UP THE FENCE EITHER GOD GUYS....
nah the fence would be pointless
to see what's behind there
yeah you can't blow up the fence
oh shit right
that fence is maya's mortal enemy
LETS GO TO THE DUNGEON
she's been trying to break it since day 1
DO YOU EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENT FROM US AT THIS POINT CAPPY....
we need to blow things up
athena's probably not going anywhere
blow up robo doris
you gave us explosives
you gave apollo explosives
break down the wall team super dangans found week 1
marlowe shot through it so clearly we can break it open 
i'm still laughing at cappy giving us all bombs and it backfiring (???) so beautifully
we have an infinite herd of explosive elephants right
AT LEAST RIN DID IT RIGHT...
okay for real tho are the dining room doors locked at this very moment
this is klavier's fault
yes
yeah nanami just tried them
OKAY cool
does this mean wriggle is the sole survivor of griffin wing
go wriggle
apollo going to blow them up or should klavier use his beef first
try the beef first
save the bomn
beef
bomb*
beef
what if athena's not even dead
she's going to pop up like SURPRISE
i kind of want apollo to blow them up just because i'm a little terrified of what you guys are going to use that bomb for
what if athena killed wriggle
athena standing outside 'wow the doors were locked thanks guys!!!!!'
hey guys sorry i'm late
she shows up in the shitty mastermind costume
we need to keep the bomb just in case
to terrify cappy
well now i definitely want to keep it
yes
you keep giving us bombs cappy
keep the bomb, keep the bomb
it's such a kawaii bomb too
THROW ALL YOUR BODIES AT THE DOOR AT ONCE
and this bomb was strong enough to blow down a courtroom 
we can bomb the whole castle on our way out
PROBABLY NOT
0 players remaining
everyone gets cool bandages like apollo!!!!!!!!!
yeah....yeah i just realized if apollo set it off in the dining room THEY WOULD PROBABLY ALL DIE
mass suicide plot wins
help i'm going to choke i keep laughing
look apollo survived it yall would be fine ish
are you sure we can't blow open the smoking room door then
yeah apollo isn't phoenix wright
1 player remaining. apollo wins murdercastle.
you'd all have to wear dramatic eye patches for the rest of the week
yes good
death is better
apollo castle
WHAT BEEF IS EVEN LEFT AT THIS POINT
SEBASTIAN AND KLAVIER
um klavier has broke down like two doors ty
THAT'S IT
BE KILLED ALL THE BEEF
we*
iceland is deceptive beef
apollo is 1/3rd beef
kazoo gomen you're not beef
no y'all only killed phoenix and athena
yes he is stronger than he looks because nation
he lifted a book case
kougyoku was beef
go iceland go
nothing of beefy value was lost by your execution
you can't tell me otherwise
I am still pretty sure you guys killed athena
and spain
okay for realsies
does anyone want to help klavier break down the door
it's a lot sturdier than room doors
apollo will help!1
go iceland go
sorry i mean
1/3rd beef is better than none!!
*anyone with actual significant beef
Iceland can also help
gosh it's not his fault he's more like
iceland breaking down doors is a good way to make friends
turkey
than beef
sebastian can help too
team beef
man kaoru should be helping too
he's not beef
he's antibeef
kaoru is 0% beef
less beef than kazoo
1/16ths beef
look if iceland counts as beef because of nation strength
then kaoru should count as beef because of demon strength
kaoru is a pretty delicate princess though
just like kouha counts as beef because of crazy yangire strength
not kazoo though
go demon and help, kaoru
um clearly maya is the most beef here
look at her muscular arms
it's ok kazoo peko likes your lack of beef
maya's boss beef
i love how beef has become like a standard unit of measurement here
maya's such beef
so beef you could snap her in two
iceland doesn't really count as BEEF though he is more, idk, fish
fish
fish-beef
fish generally do not look muscly
same, i was literally a throwaway line i used on katar once
so beef her arms are literal sticks
maybe he is shark-beef
oh ha ha
rotten shark beef
dolpin beef
i guess austria is veal if we are measuring in degrees of beef
HAHAHAHA
oh my god
POOR APOLLO... thanks for helping in spirit
gosh!1
he's probably providing some sort of proximity bonus
he tries my god does he try
UMM kuzuryuu is at least 1/8th GRADE A KOBE BEEF SO
excuse you all, the full beef is clearly mei
kuzuryuu helped break down a door, fuck all y'all 
AND THEN ATHENA'S BODY DROPS DOWN FROM THE CEILING OOH SPOOKY
spoopy
SPOOPY
so spoopy
spooptacular
hi 5 o/
I miss the halloween week from mm1
creppy
halloween week was a good week
i'm so disappointed we didn't get the ghosts week like mm1 did
we gave you the chance to dress up as dead people
cc be ridin in this
y'all were the ones who turned it down
that probably went out the window once we started wrecking their budget with explosives
fUCK CHRISTY
mm1 never got this chance
spoopy bus help i'm gonna choke
yeah we just got sexy nurse outfits
in the middle of october
you could even say it's spooptacular (say aloud for full effect)
lmfao
# me crying
i'm not sure if muri is on right now, so can we assume they grabbed wriggle's keys?
let's just break down griffin wing too
no they have to break down that door too
it's okay we always have christmas
BLOW IT UP APOLLO
christy you're going to kill me
NO NOW I'M GOING TO HORDE IT FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL 
we are going to use it on cappy's house
hide it behind your wall clock apollo
give it to iceland and he will hide it
no we'll never see it again
did you ever reveal where you hid it
the thing
i can't remember
oh good then just me and maya know
good
it was inside of klavier's drill
austria share with the graveyard 
obviously
austria doesn't know
dammit
AUSTRIA TOTALLY KNOWS she found it that time
with maribelle
yes
only maya knows
ah yes of course
only seabass can judge us
sea bass is sea bass and has no right to judge anyone
he can't anymore tho he can lie now
kill him
peko plz
this is why we can't have ghost week
peko will just shank seabass
a ghost just chasing sea bass around all week
peko, don't shank seabass
it would be so great
you can't tell me it wouldn't be quality tv
yakety sax playing the whole time
like an episode of scooby doo
it would give him something to do all night
seabass and kaoru chased by peko
god i really want sebastian to be haunted by peko
it would make me so happy
SAME.....
'who are you'
ARE YOU APPING PEKO TO HAVEN WITH A CRAU... I HOPE SO because that hate can become even more onesided HAHAHA
"no, literally, who are you"
YES THAT IS THAT PLAN
HAHAHAHA
GOOD...
I'M SO GLAD...........
run into a door, come out being held in peko's arms
peko you need to calm your hate boner, gurl.
i need that emote with braids
titled [michaelis]
klavier there's no going back
kotonyaa
is
it really that late for the clock to go off?
atheeeenaa
i think cappy messed up the time
it should be 6:30
ATHENA
apollo was anti beef and slowed down the process
wtg cappy
dang
6:30 HAHAHA
i keep fucking up dinner times!!
wow producers rushing much
someone avenge athena for apollo i'm going ot bed
/wraps a bandage around klavier's eye!11
THANKS BRO....