Bargaining skills!

I've been doing a happy dance all day. I never let myself garage sale anymore because my house is full and I don't "need" anything else, regardless of how great it is, but I ran by this place on my morning jog

and saw the stuff and jogged right home to get my cash and car

actually they were all marked dirt cheap! I didn't even have to haggle. I felt guilty paying so little

Oh, ok, so it was really all just a handy excuse to stop jogging. Gotcha.