I have no idea why, but making a Federal Hero based character is starting to sound really good to me.
Jets and Guns, you play the baddest badass in all of the galaxy off to save the galaxy under the auspicious of Cnl. Troubleman of the USS impotence.
It's not a very serious game.
As a demonstration of this, I am currently fighting the Beer Empire.
It shoots beer bottles at my ship.
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