nice to know 117 lbs is overweight apparently

i literally cant get over

the dickwads i work with

like i absolutely love my boss and the other members at the studio

but these guests make me so mad

i was literally minding my business and this woman decides to come up to me cause im the only girl working there

and tells me that i'm pretty for a plus sized girl????

what??????

who are youuuuuu???????????????

i literally cannot be smaller than I am right now????????????????

and i was totally eating a sandwich at the time and i just
i just ate it
because it was a fucking good sandwich
but i mean shes apparently some designer of some thing that no one's heard of because honestly

i dont even know how you start that as a conversation

thankyou
arent you supposed to be in the studio im editing and you literally just walked into my bay to speak to me and i cant help you with anything and i just

im not even a part of your project

.................................

i must be obese

but no seriously like wtf???

like i was SITTING IN MY BAY EDITING

i--...

SHE HAD TO WALK DOWN A HALL SHE WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE IN

SHE HAD TO OPEN A DOOR

WTF IS HER ISSUE

THAT WAS CLOSED

I DONT GET IT...

h-how can... like... what

its like a weird way to even start a conversation

and already it's

super condescending

no matter what

like even if you were overweight or plus size

or whatever

like wtf???

you dont ... say

that

YOU JUST SAY HEY UR PRETTY not Ah man ur pretty fOR A "blah blah blah"

Like what

snob alert

i get it all the time
and im just like
squints

i just told her...

B"| ... wait you do

'...im editing...'

wtf... though

and shes like
oh im sorry i didnt mean to bother you

im like

YES YOU DID

dies

like. wtf if it's out of her way then

what's her beef

jeez

ur probably just 2 hot 2 handle

i am

hot like the flames of hell

(what idk)

all those butt ninja workouts

You are a butt ninja

you've ascended pure training

you are a mystical being

its just funny
i was a little butthurt about it
but then i was like

wait haha im fab

im literally hal rn

too fab

im 5 feet even

like how... HOW

she is

/nods sagely

the facts of life

bby
i dont want to seem like an attention grabber here
but you guys mean a shitton to me ;u;

omg no

ur not an attention grabber

dude do u even plurk

LOL

NO BUT. UM

honestly.

u look fantastic and i can say this because ive seen ur face

hu hu hu

/cackles evilly

//////
oh my gosh

stahp

no im serious

and that one picture of you when you were trying on pretty glasses /u\ ungundgdgs

ur a very very beautiful frand

where is that picture anyway
omg

i dont even HAVE IT ANYMORE

LOL

ITS SOMEWHERE DEEP WITHIN MY PHOTO ALBUMS

because i saved it

to be like

mom look

its my online friend

HAHA

AINT SHE PRETTY

mom: r u ok

CRIES

HAHAHA

im totally secret plurking

OMFG

I FOUND IT

\o/

im magic

\>0</
yeeee

melts

i want it omg

LOL

here? LMAO

or in the other plurk /u\

idc

HAHA

OKAY

puts here

Pretty frienndddd

/u\

takes
oh my god
erjfgfg

IT TRU THO

pinches friend cheeks

can we be beautiful together

yes

slkmdsg <3

just walk around canada

doing the do
if the do is being fab

/reaches for.........

LOL

THE FAB DO

we'll be more beautiful than richard

THAT FUCKER

LOL

FJEDK

RIDICK HOW FAB HE IS

get it

get it

redick*

cause

hes richard

LMFAO

HAHAHA.

Perfect

cries

(also on an unrelated note)

(im sobbing because escargoon has a mix on 8tracks and im)

(I WAS LOOKING FOR THE LOLS)

(AND I FOUND SOMETHING SREIOUS)

you came there for a good time

and im honestly feeling so attacked rn

I don't want snail feels

wtf is this shit

but yes

can we stomp on assholes with our heels...

and flip our hair

yes
but make sure the heels arent too high

or i might die

LMFAO

LMFAO YEAH SAME

waddling around barefoot

BUT STILL FAB

LMFAO

LMFAO

wHY

LMFFF-- someone accidentally replurked my plurk about the escargoon fanmix

ROFLMAO

I LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

BECAUSE YOU GET A RANDOM EMAIL

I DO IT ALL THE TIME TOO

LOL

AND IF YOU TRY TO DELETE IT

IM CRYING

ITS TOO LATE

THEY KNOW

OF COURSE

ITS JUST

BEST PLURK

TO REPLURK

ISNT IT TRU

tell those motherfuckers i'll fight them over the internet

you're still gorgeous

as ever

darren ;u; <3 <3 <3

<3