Little Caesar's pretzel pizza is pretty much the best thing ever.
HOLD MUSIC/$6 HOT-N-READY® Soft Pretzel Crust Pizza
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Glad to see you too 
What's been happening in the land of Jao?
Not a whole lot, tbh. You?
Work, things, more work, more things.