My dad started telling the joke about the guy who named his dog Sex. You know, him saying, "I've had Sex since I was fifteen. Sex means a lot to me, but my wife never liked Sex.." That sort of thing.

And while he's telling this joke he drives right past my house and on up the road, and I'm like, "Dad, you just drove past the driveway." He says, "Oh, I was too busy talking and not looking."

And my sister said, "You were too busy thinking about Sex!"

laughs