[mute me] CollettaStone
are you busy?
i just want to do something really fluffy
like as a back and forth thing
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I can't I'm at class. :/
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There's stuff we have leftover? You could reply to those?
i can't
im really frustrated
im really frustrated
im really happy and then my mood keeps crashing
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/Hugs
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I can try when I'm home?
Ask around?
Ask around?
thanks ;u;
everyone is really busy
so i dont blame you haha
so i dont blame you haha
i put so much on you and macey omg
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I don't mind!
I'll be around at 5ish?
I'll be around at 5ish?
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Also PS did you ask her or did you assume she was busy.
i assumed
BUT
im right like 94$ of the time
BUT
im right like 94$ of the time
94$
yes
i have almost 100
94%
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its ok
you should read some of the memes though, they're really funny omg
you should read some of the memes though, they're really funny omg
but i think im just gonna go
nap or something
squints at
angrily
throws reply
hhhh
also drools on
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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! 
you're right cc
she never asks /shakes head
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Cas get up.D:<
lmdsglkdmgs
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She sleeps when she's sad and she won't listen to me 
;v; /pat
i just wish i weren't doing news but... lunch is nigh in 45 minutes...
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How have you beeeennnnnnn? 
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I literally have been trying to get a new job so I haven't been around. XD
oh man really?
That sounds intense B"O
what kind of job you looking out for?
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SOMETHING THAT PAYS ALOT THAT DOESN'T HAVE STANDING ALL DAY.
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I'm so tired of it oh my goodness.
HAHA
yeah... that's GOTTA SUCK
you could say
you cant
stand it
stand it
B")a
also come back here you loser
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You guys.
HAHA
HAHA
oh my god
hello
yeah so um if what we're doing isnt fluffy enough /o/ whatchu wanna do
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oh my god
no its okay
no its okay
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Shutup you. XD
;u;
/hides
i know youre busy and stuff like alot
no
B"|
snuggles
omg
literally i am doing news about edmonton city allowing people to keep hens
like, god. help me
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LMFAO
i would like a hen
Urban Hens Pilot Project
LOL
I'm not fucking joking
URBAN HENS
These hens
are badass
THEY LOOK LIKE A RAP GROUP
LMFAO
ssGDSLMGSDG
BUT HENS
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LOL
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HAHAHHA
DSGLMDSG b Y e
cripese omg
CRIPES EVEN
NOT CRIPESE.
Point is. things. yes i can do them
you know you're usually flooded when you think 11 is a v low number of tags
i get like 4 and im like DIAL IT DOWN DAMN
HAHA
like that one time i was booker and had like 13 tags
i was like
oooo child
oooo child
lmfdskgmd
werent they mostly that chick who sucked tho
LOL
like 6 of them LOL
she got better admittedly once i was like...
can we do a story tho?
ahahaha
cause then it wasnt just her trying to smut me to death
yeah seriously
sighsss
like smut is fun but when its like
SMUT HERE SMUT THERe
SMUT EVERYWHERE
it's like. N OOOOoo
Like i've literally only got one smut thread going on rn. unless you count this really dark hansanna thread where he's probably gonn fuck her
in which case i guess you can count it as two
omg
what is happening
with the hansanna
youre doing the anna thing again
SORTA YEAH
taking her back bit by bit
offers this here also trigger warning for literally everything this is dark shit
youre
worried
about triggering me
NO BUT
JUST SAYIN
IF YOU DONT WANNA READ DARK SHIT
JUST DONT DO IT LMAO
This is like. literally going to end in bloody murder
jsyk
m e l t s
omg
i literally got through like 4 comments
and im like
ohsitohshit
HAHAHA
lalala
nrfjn
you need to meet her she's actually hilarious
we're like
plotting
and she tells me "nai thinks my hans is too rapey 8"( "
and im there like DSGNMDSLMFdfpffff
NAHHH NOT AT ALL
HAHA
but i just. oh man
melts at her writing
TELL HER SHE GET S A THUMBS UP
TELL HER SHE GET S A THUMBS UP
hot dayum
sweats
dlkgmsdkmgsd
HAHA
i really missed her
LOL
like i was so convinced for so long she wanted nothing to do with me... like... pretty much all the others hahahahaa
TW: EVERYTHING
YEP
like fuck it
also it didnt all fit in the subject header but
i was like
Your hans is like
Hans "I actually don't give a flying rat's ass about you but you better not love anyone but me" Westergard
so i had to salvage it
LMAO
basically accurate
youre literally the best anna whoops i said it read all the annas still the best
maybe its cause you watched it 7 times
and by 7
i mean
lkmsdf
breathes
;o;
lies and slander!!!
i do try tho
and god knows how many times ive watched frozen
only god knowssss
there
a
fly
the size of texas
in my house
and im home alone
help
im SO SCARED HELEMEFA
IM HUNGRY
BUT HES THERE
AND YOU CAn HEAR IM
HES A fUCKNG
PLANE
GOING
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HES HUGEI COULD SEE HIS EYES
FROM ACROSS
THE FUCKING LIVING EOOM
LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR THUMB
TO THE FIRST NUCKLE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
THE FUCK
?!?!?!1
sCREAM
go hide somewhere holy shit
ESCAPE
IM IN MY ROOM
LIKE
WHAT DO I DO
IT FLIES
AND
INJD
I FUCKING AM GONNA DIE HERE
HE COuLD BE ANYWHERE
ODMFDSMGDG
no /hold
;A;
like
why the FUCK
would a fly be that big
what is that natural selection
mutations and shit
hat the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
FSDMGdgdg ;~; that just
SOUNDS TERRIFYING NGL
trembles on
I LOOKED IT UP
APPARENTLY
THE BIG ONES BITE
WHAT
FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
IM ABOUT TO FUCKING LEAVE
BUT MY CLOTHES
OTHERSIDE OF HOUSE
MY PHONE
IN THE FUCKING LIVINGROOM
WHERE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS
i ened you to do me a favor
because im a fucking coward
LOL
can horse flies reproduce by themselves
I CANT LOOK IT UP CAUSE PICTURES
OKAY UH
Ill check
Mating is done in swarms, generally at landmarks such as hilltops.
nope
that's a horse-fly
THANKYOU
OH MY GOD
HOW LONG BEFORE THEY DIE
LOL
IM SORRY
NGEWSJKGN
JUST THAT
THATS IT
IM BESIDE MY BED
LIKE
NOPEE
NOPEE
Hmmmm
I'm getting answers that vary between "a few days" and "30-60 days"
???
Shrugs
...
....
...
N O
IM LITERALLY GOING TO MY DORM AFTER THIS FUCK THaT
gsdgDSGSDGLM
GOD
I JUST HAVE TO LIVE Long ENOUGH FOR MY MOM TO GET HERE
VAMPIRE FLIES NO THANKS
can kaden just give her wine and cake
y e s
wine and cake......................... melts
tipsy rage eating all the cake
Hey guuuuuuurl,
You must be potato soup cuz I think your souper
You must be potato soup cuz I think your souper
hey
You must be a Lays potato chip cuz you're definitely not an off-brand
You must be a Lays potato chip cuz you're definitely not an off-brand
ey
You must be french fries cuz when you walk past me I want to ketchup to you
You must be french fries cuz when you walk past me I want to ketchup to you
...
wha
If I had a potato for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have one potato
))))))))))
))))))))))
LMAO
LOL
IM
SO PERPLEXED
NO NO NO
ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK ME UP
TaNTRUMS
LMAO
cRIES
THEYRE POTaTO PICKUP LINES
w H Y
Can Wheatley say them to GLaDOS
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that should be our thread
You should fall into my arms cuz nobody's in love with you like I yam
GLaDOS will murder him
p l e a s e
NO I LIKE SAID THEM ALL LMFAO
BSUDKGBHG
wheatley finds a book of pick up lines
WHY DIDNY YOU SAY SOMEYHING SOONER
BECAUSE
I NEED GLADOS GETTING ANGRY AT THESE
LMFAO
nice tots, love
Oh my gOD
bonus points if she ferociously tops him and he keeps the potato lines in mind for anytime he wants that
dramatically moves into her airspace
so romance
bonus points if eventually one day GLaDOS just bursts out laughing at one because she's like "What the fuck"
and wheatleys like NO
MY FOOLPROOF PLAN
RUINEDDDD
moves into her lips
breathes against them
"I must be Ireland in the late 1840's cuz I'm starving for you..."
BREATHESSSSSSSSss
OH MY GOD
LMFAO
I CANT ANYMORE
Bonus points if she's really just trying to put him in his place
and he thinks the potato stuff gets her on
LOL
HAHAHHAHAHA
nrgtkgh
FUCKING
AND HE JUST
DOES IT AT THE WORST TIMES
macey im gonna die
theres no fucking way
i want myphone
but its in the living room
im so hunngryy
wheres me mum
dklgmsdg
;~;
idk
for a mom who wants u home she sure seems to be gone a lot LMAO
T H A N K Y O U
also i will read this
it weird its super easy for me to read things in asbel's voice
like
usually i need to watch something 500 times
but
bam
there it is
HAHA asbel's voice...
That's amazing omg
but yeah i feel u
richard's voice is forever imprinted on me because it's so goddamn ridiculous
its like
no slang
just perfectly pro-nounced
at all times
hel lo . . . as bel