THAT IS NOT HOW WE MAKE FRIENDS
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HE DOESN'T SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE CHEST RIGHT
she might lmao try to figure out how to call someone
because she isn't armed???
and there is a crazy alien shooting at her
she has a collection of dads to call
like excuse
lays here with face in hands
I was just about to tag you, I could crash this instead if you want a dad and dolly don't care
stabs did you want to take this tag? LMAO

there u go
when joel finds out about this
six will need a bodyguard
yeah idk i think- ellie should maybe not tell joel right away??? because that. would not be so great :/
I MEAN UNLESS YOU GUYS WANT to work out some hideously bad cr????
one... slightly inebriated dad
lmao if six ends up getting shot again
I left it ambiguous so its w/e
i'm okay with working something out that doesn't result in six being dead
i'm not gonna be that shitty person
six is such a brat I'm sorry
sorry forever
does Ellie want to slip in there
rude ellie don't brag about his disability
he is much prettier than a clicker
sure aint a wednesday john pls
oh my god six doesn't understand any of what he's said
THATS CANON WELCOME TO FARSCAPE
dude, ellie doesn't either
how much drink did you drink
six knew liquid was bad
Farscape: John Crichton is not ok
people not understanding john is a theme in canon so surely I am doing it right
does he have harvey backup
WELL KIND OF he's season 4
so he's like backseat harvey
he won't actually show up until a telepath shows john he's still there, lmao...he's constellation of doubt john, so he doesn't know Harvey isn't actually gone cuz he hasn't betrayed scorpy yet
now I'll stop talking about Farscape bye
no never shush, I love farscape
also work's done now so I'll bbiab!!
LOOK HUMANS AREN'T A THING
AND NEITHER ARE WEDNESDAYS
DANGER ZONE PLAYS IN BACKGROUND
you all need to be more sensitive to the fact that he's delicate and precious and just lift him when he tells you to

peons
well as soon as john is sure you're not gonna shoot anyone.... :l
let him touch your face
look right now you all look like goopy blobs he wants to see
Six beauty is only skin deep,see past these mortal forms
you privileged people with your having eyes and shit
pilot she shot him first and then wouldn't pull him up onto the rover )8
I'm so sorry for everything cries

he doesn't understand you aliens at all
time to add doughboy to the nickname list...
at least you're not garrus, who got Garry and ET