i don't even know what to say about this

OMFG

dagger is a needy girlfriend

dagger sensei

did he break up with you?

oh no dagger flgkh

did he say you were never ever ever getting back together?

maybe red team needs a rom-com intervention

bring dagger some haagen dazs

....if that isn't like eating his cousin or something

lmfao would dagger be offended by ice cream

too scared to ask

oh my god

Dear god its like Dawsons creek

DAWSON'S CREEK I'M GONNA