what have i done

fake it til you make it

welcome to every day of my life

you're fucking boss

no worries

someone else on my timeline was going in for an interview the same day and someone in their plurk was like GEORGE CLOONEY FROM OCEAN'S 11

and i was like yes

jsyk, it works

i just kept repeating george clooney to myself when i went in

apparently not

THAT'S ABBY

that's her trick and it works every time

WELL IT WORKED FOR ME TOO

so consider me a convert

holy shit

lays here

She probably is also getting her job I AM SO PROUD OF YOU OMG

HAHAHA YES

COngrats you're going to do GREAT

CLOONEY BROS

oh man i'm so glad you're going to get the job

You kids :>

congrats!!!

You can do anything!

Even

Dude congratulations to you as well!

ROB A CASINO

I'm so glad my Clooney Theory is now like a proven phenomena

rob a casino that escalated quickly

and not merely a hypothesis

isn't that what oceans eleven is about?

IDK I've never seen it

1) yes it is

2) DONNA

OH MY GOD HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE

YELLS AT YOU

DONNA PLS

I'M SORRY

im so happy for you

and also now I just want to watch oceans 11